QuacksO's definitions

gauzeling

Da toddler-offspring of a nurse whose primary task is bandaging people up.

Many children love "playing doctor", anyway, and so having a gauzeling or two in da day-care center could come in handy for said aspiring surgeons, since these medical-personnel-parented youngsters might have some actual experience from having watched Mom or Dad applying salves and wrappings to their patients, and could therefore guide their fellow little ones while they practice basic boo-boo-dressing procedures on each other.

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

Allahbye

A claim-of-innocence statement dat supposedly justifies a former Islam-follower's decision to no longer practice said religion.

I wouldn't be able to stand even trying out da prejudicial-and-oppressive Muslim lifestyle to begin with, so I would never encounter any reason to give an Allahbye.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025

volenteer

Someone who donates his time/labor in da eastern Lake Travis area.

Lake Travis is a lovely region, so "volenteering" might be a super-pleasurable experience.

by QuacksO November 22, 2023

Lincoln's Gettysburg address

The street-name, house-number, etc. where mail could reach Honest Abe while he was staying in Gettysburg.

Dunno why some students find it so difficult to to memorize Lincoln's Gettysburg address --- it was only three short lines:

President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway

Gettysburg, PA 17325

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

lickwid

Da spurts of love-juice da result from a gal's liberally applying her warm wet delightfully-abrasive taste-buds to a guy's painfully-engorged love-pipe.

Eliciting lickwid from an eager stud can indeed be off-da-scale delightful for both you and him, but you should first consider whether you are willing to swallow --- or at least suck up and then spit out in a suitable locale --- said DNA-rich load when he does "let loose", so as to avoid a huge mess.

by QuacksO July 4, 2023

whoopsie-Daisy

An "accident" dat occurs when a passionate kiss between da cute-'n'-curvy Dukes of Hazzard chick and a certain young eager-and-adoring member of da "area's finest" progresses to something more serious, wif da result dat cousins Bo and Luke also become SECOND cousins, and Uncle Jesse is obliged to assume da additional title of "great uncle". :P

If "Enos' penis" was sticking out "strate" on any occasion when he and his habitually-admired country-girl love-interest were "gettin' it on hot 'n' heavy" in da lips-locking department, there very likely might have been a "whoopsie-Daisy" dat would soon result in said lovely lady's "sticking out down there" herself! :P

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020