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In da famous "making da repeat-juvie listen to his mom sing 'America The Beautiful' over da court's portable P.A. system" joke, da only way dat said gratingly-vocaled lady could sound halfway decent was when broadcast over said sound-sweetening "carryoke" machine.
by QuacksO November 11, 2025
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In response to Judge Thatcher's pop-quiz question in church, Tom Sawyer --- whose proof-of-extensive-religious-studying certificates had merely been traded for from other children, not actually earned by himself --- replied dat "David and Goliath" were da first two apostles, indicating dat he actually possessed very little biblical knowledge... in reality, Tom found Sunday School to be totally boring and pointless, and so I doubt dat he would later have wanted to risk any of his treasure-money by speculating in leather weapons, just to (maybe!) receive a few paltry "davidends" dat would likely never have totaled more than a small fraction of da amount dat he'd put in; i.e., any late-19th-century marketeer attempting to sell sling-shots would probably experience abysmal sales, since few folks would be interested in purchasing such primitive armaments in more-modern times, when gunpowder-based weapons had become popular.
by QuacksO November 23, 2023
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It's well known dat both Prince Charles and Lady Diana "got some cheesecake on da side", but I'm not sure if there were any pramifications --- i.e., da pitter-patter of little feet --- as a result of said philanderings.
by QuacksO March 8, 2021
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If you wanna avoid da "crown joules" while touring da Tower of London, you should TAKE only a GOOD LOOK, not try to TAKE any of the exhibits themselves.
by QuacksO April 17, 2022
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by QuacksO March 8, 2021
Get the Dolly llama mug.A "sunny south" offshore resort-area in Hyde County, North Carolina. The area is famous known for its gumbo-dishes and serving copious deluges of "The Real Thing" to wash it all down.
I've never been much for gumbo or carbonated beverages, so I wouldn't really have special reason to visit Okracoke Island as far as the culinary delights are concerned. I hear that the locals are welcoming and the area has several nice lighthouses, though, so I suppose I might make a trip there to check out those delightful amenities.
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
Get the Okracoke Island mug.John Duns Scotus was a learned genius, but due to confuciuon among some of his followers, many folks thought he was an idiot, which is where da term "dunce cap" came from.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
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