Definitions by QuacksO

semester = trimester

Sarcastic term for how so many high-school and college girls get pregnant off of fellow-student boys.

As long as there are hot-in-da-crotch boys helping girls with their homework, there will always be "semester = trimester" ---i.e., vaginal access in exchange for assisting-brain access --- deals being made.

semester = trimester by QuacksO August 4, 2026

THOSE aren't my SHOULDERS!

What a topless-and-reclining buxom chick laughingly splutters when --- after you had offered to "relieve her tension" by giving her "soothing shoulder-scrunchiez" --- you instead are merely "soothing" YER OWN "TENSION" --- i.e., raging sexual desires --- by savoringly kneading her big "pleeze squeeze theeze" chest-pillowz! (Well, of COURSE you are ---you're a GUY, and so dat's what you ALWAYS do whenever you have da chance --- look up my definition of "guy equation", also posted on Urban Dictionary. :P)

Tiffany (having her ample boobs gleefully kneaded and joggled by Brandon's huge warm lustful hands): Heyyyy --- THOSE aren't my SHOULDERS!
Brandon (chuckling): Okay, then --- turn on yer other side and I'll rub yer back instead.
Tiffany (gigglingly rolling over and settling herself face-down on da bed, then feeling Brandon's big thirsting hands gleefully begin pawing all over her large smooth rubbery butt-cheeks: And THAT isn't my BACK, either!

THOSE aren't my SHOULDERS! by QuacksO August 3, 2026

bedspread

Refers to either:
(1) a horny stud's favorite bodily-position to see a hot chick assume --- i.e., submissively lying back on da BED wif her legs SPREAD invitingly, or

(2) da large cover-sheet dat you drape over da two of you for a bit of extra warmth and/or privacy while engaging in da delightful bouncy-bouncy dat's implied above.

"Willing" gals are always happier to perform da "bedspread" for you if you are diligent about maintaining a uniform covering of da actual "bedspread" --- i.e., keep shifting/smoothing said lightweight oversize blanket so dat it stays evenly/equally draped on both sides --- while da two of you are enthusiastically partaking of your assorted copulation-related activities, thus ensuring dat said fabric barrier continues to effectively shield you from drafts and/or conceal your intimate movements from any nearby fellow humans who aren't "part of da show".

bedspread by QuacksO August 3, 2026

What am I sposta do --- CHARM HIM with my SPARKLING PERSONALITY?!

Da indignant questions dat you snortingly ask yer client/supervisor who has tasked you wif da job of negotiating wif a third party on his behalf --- probably in hopes of persuading/convincing said "Person C" to do whatever it is dat said "Person A" wants --- but then after arriving at Person C's location and sizing up da situation, you realize dat you possess little-or-no knowledge, experience, preparation, and/or influence regarding said negotiation wif Person C, and so you are at a loss to know how best to approach Person C wif Person A's proposition.

Clueless Dude #1, standing just inside da door of a noisy manufacturing-floor building and splutteringly protesting to Dude #2 on his cell phone: Look, Buddy --- I got here to da clothing-factory as you instructed, and I see da uniforms-design foreman whom you described to me, but he's a totally-absorbed-in-his-work bloke who's busy up to his eyeballs, and so I haven't a clue how to proceed here... what am I sposta do --- CHARM HIM with my SPARKLING PERSONALITY?!

What am I sposta do --- CHARM HIM with my SPARKLING PERSONALITY?! by QuacksO July 31, 2026

dormantory

On-campus lodgings where da students just sleep and chill out instead of actually going to classes.

A private room at a party college tends to serve as dormantory half of da time 'cuz da students are so worn out from whoopin' it up till da wee hours.

dormantory by QuacksO July 30, 2026

asspurrations

Hopeful "moving-forward" drive to get lucky wif a hot chick who either makes contented "throat-thunder" while you're humpin' her doggie-style, or farts copiously --- i.e., "purrs out of her a**" --- during said bouncy-bouncy, due to her pelvis's insides' being majorly stretched and manipulated by said delightfully-vigorous activities.

Having great asspurrations of finding a "willing 'n' windy" gal is all well and good, but once you do get said coochie-sharing hussy into your bed, you will want to learn to carefully control and time your OWN anal exhalations so dat you only "let fly" yourself at da same moments when she is also loudly breaking wind, so as to hopefully cover your own audible indiscretions from her "delicate feminine ears", thus not revealing to her what a belching/farting "crude rude dude" you actually are! :P

asspurrations by QuacksO July 29, 2026

Murphy's Law of Wished-for Items

"You can have spent untold months, years, or even decades pining after either (1) a certain item, or (2) more volume/quantity of a somewhat-costly product or material dat you'd often needed fairly-modest numbers/amounts of and so you'd had to scrounge/salvage bits of it from here and there because you couldn't afford to buy da pricey new goods at da store, but then when your finances become a bit less strained and you are finally able to make dat purchase dat you'd been wanting to for so long, your "nowadays-need" for said greatly-desired merchandise will turn out to be virtually non-existent, and so said at-long-last-acquired portion/example of formerly-delightful-but-scarce resource will just sit around and gather dust instead of serving any lifestyle-improvement in yer life!"

True story: I had been struggling for many years to come up with usable 18-gauge 2-conductor lamp/speaker wire whenever I needed some, yet when I finally bought a whole big 500-foot roll of it some years ago, I never needed any nice long new pieces, and so da entire roll has just been sitting in my storage-shed ever since --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Wished-for Items" to me!

Murphy's Law of Wished-for Items by QuacksO July 28, 2026