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Hawaiians ladies are big on dancing, so if one of dem brings you a big glass of Coca-loha when you arrive, be sure to drink it right away, so dat da caffeine in it will give you some get-up-and-go in case she asks you to dance wif her.
by QuacksO June 30, 2019
Get the Coca-loha mug.A cranky conundrum caused by an impact of some kind, either from an accidental collision or someone's being overly enthusiastic with his fists.
Da Three Stooges were notorious for being in many hituations, since they were alsways bopping and clobbering each other.
by QuacksO April 1, 2021
Get the hituation mug.My pint-sized cousin is really a "whyny" little brat, so I guess dat he should have a "why-fi" hookup so dat he can look up da answers to his endless questioning himself instead of always blubberingly seeking said reasons from those around him.
by QuacksO July 10, 2025
Get the why-fi mug.The opposite of shoplifting (secretly removing desired merchandise from a store), this act involves ADDING items to a store shelf that you do NOT want, and which you wish to be rid of but prefer not to pay the disposal fees. Can be especially handy for non-violently getting even with the personnel of a certain business establishment who has previously been undeservedly rude/surly to you, since you can gloat about the fact that now THEY will have to pay for the disposal of said unwanted merchandise.
The holier-than-thou clerk at the corner video-game store was really obnoxious to me when I merely asked politely if I could please use the phone to call my parents and let them know I'd be late, so I did a little shopdropping with my obsolete game cartridges.
by QuacksO August 18, 2016
Get the shopdropping mug.Given da highly-controversial and politically-charged nature of da late-20th-century arms race, Lech Wallenda must have really had to "tread a fine line" while engaged in his peace-creating circus-act endeavors.
by QuacksO August 25, 2023
Get the Lech Wallenda mug.What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.
I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.
by QuacksO March 2, 2021
Get the Don't call that trash 'junk'! mug.Refers to how you'd hafta majorly "pay da piper" if you committed a significant-enough no-no dat you ended up on da receiving end of a lawSUIT by da great Canadian "three-piece suit" Larry T.
As many famous people as have had da last name of "Pennell", it's almost a wonder dat da famous north-of-da-lower-48 attorney didn't sue some of them; if he had, there would sure 'nuff have been some major "pennellty proceedings" scorching their way through da French-North-American court-systems!
by QuacksO November 1, 2023
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