"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.
Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the STANdard parental-directivemug. Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.
Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
Get the obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disordermug. Da horridly-acrid-mooded "horned monster" dat Linus's short-fused big sister becomes whenever anything doesn't go her way.
A classic "Lucyfer" moment:
Linus: I hate to mention it, but you've been awfully crabby since Christmas.
Lucy (scowling): Anybody who is at all sensitive is bound to have a post-Christmas letdown!
Linus (raising his eyebrows in a hopefully-shrewd expression): Isn't a post-Christmas letdown and being crabby really the same thing?
Lucy (outburstingly squalling at the top of her lungs, so that her mouth appears as a huge round black cavern): NOT AT ALL!!!
Linus (does his familiar "flip-flip" somersaulting over backwards in startled shock)
Linus: I hate to mention it, but you've been awfully crabby since Christmas.
Lucy (scowling): Anybody who is at all sensitive is bound to have a post-Christmas letdown!
Linus (raising his eyebrows in a hopefully-shrewd expression): Isn't a post-Christmas letdown and being crabby really the same thing?
Lucy (outburstingly squalling at the top of her lungs, so that her mouth appears as a huge round black cavern): NOT AT ALL!!!
Linus (does his familiar "flip-flip" somersaulting over backwards in startled shock)
by QuacksO August 29, 2020
Get the Lucyfermug. Public Leaning Post. Does not exist in real life; merely referred to by any indigant person whom someone else of perfectly sound physique tries to lean against merely out of laziness.
Lazy dude, resting his broad shoulder against his slight-figured girlfriend while they're standing at a bus stop: Aahhh... convenient back-rest!
Girl, giving him an indignant shove: Hey --- get OFFA me, ya big lugg! I'm not a PLP!
Girl, giving him an indignant shove: Hey --- get OFFA me, ya big lugg! I'm not a PLP!
by QuacksO January 23, 2014
Get the PLPmug. A two-player game somewhat resembling Ping-Pong and with an element of soccer; it involves using your knuckles (touching the ball with your fingertips is forbidden, just as using your hands is not allowed in soccer) to flick a dried pea or other small spherical object back and forth across a table.
Peaknuckle is okay for rainy days, but I find it kinda boring and stationary... I'd rather play an outdoor ball-sport like tennis, where you can really dash around and get some exercise.
by QuacksO November 21, 2017
Get the peaknucklemug. by QuacksO May 06, 2025
Get the creamationmug. In da classic animated short "A Corny Concerto", Daffy Duck initially gets da "ugly duckling" rejection from da swan family, but then after he saves Mama Swan's little ones from da greedy buzzard, said immensely-grateful pint-sized fluffies make an implied cygnetory welcoming Daffy to swim along with them as part of their group.
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
Get the cygnetorymug.