QuacksO's definitions

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

travisty of justice

What Goodyear's out-of-court settlement with da drummer of Blink-182 likely was.

Whatever famous rock star T.L. Barker's settlement with da manufacturer of his crashed plane's tires was, I'm sure it was still a total travisty of justice --- dat "big biz" company's shoddy materials and/or workmanship were at least partly responsible for da deaths of several people on dat plane!

by QuacksO February 2, 2023

firmware update

Taking another Viagra.

ED is most definitely NOT an issue for me; in fact, da only trouble I have wif my penis's performance is its "jumping to attention" too EASILY and staying hard too LONG, and so I would hardly need any "firmware updates"!

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads

"You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.

Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.

by QuacksO October 26, 2025

punktual

Always on time for social defiance.

I wish my girlfriend would quit dying her hair purple and wearing studded leather, but she's always very punktual whenever we arrange a date, so I guess I shouldn't complain.

by QuacksO May 2, 2022

creputation

What you're known for regarding noisy/odiferous "bodily functions".

Da "National Baked Bean Month speech" commentator has quite da creputation.

by QuacksO October 10, 2021

discrimshawnation

Negatively-prejudiced treatment due to da actor's views regarding paint-on-bone artwork.

I always just buy imitation tusks and whalebone at da crafts shop for my carved-and-India-inked creations, to avoid any endangered-species-lovers' treating me wif discrimshawnation.

by QuacksO November 8, 2023