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Definitions by QuacksO

love-doll realism research

A bu**s**t claim --- i.e., dat you're wanting to compare da texture/malleability of a silicone adult-store mannequin wif da "real deal" to see how truly-similar they feel --- dat you tell a "hot 'n' curvy" chick in order to hopefully get her to let you "squeeze theeze" (or possibly "go even further", if ya get my drift). :P
Chubby gal, smilingly showering with a still-stiff-penised guy after they've shared a "hot 'n' heavy" bouncy-bouncy session: Ya know, Dude, you coulda just asked me straight out if we could be intimate; I woulda let you have touchy-feely privileges in da first place --- ya didn't need to give me dat long "love-doll realism research" spiel to get me to shed my bra and panties for you!

relylebility

Da degree dat you can depend on yer pet crocodile.
Once Clover Sue Hipple and her mom learned about da consistent "relylebility" of everyone's favorite large-reptile member of da neighborhood, they both became good friends wif him.
relylebility by QuacksO April 9, 2026
Da **ringing** in yer ears cause by applying a protective coating to too many **bells** and other metal objects dat make loud/jarring noises when struck.
In da Laurel and Hardy comedy "Saps At Sea", Ollie develops an auditory loathing to brass-instrument horns, which are usually not plated with merely a "lowly" semi-reflective mineral, but are coated with "fancier" mirror-shiny metals like gold or silver. So perhaps instead of "tinnertus", our favorite rotund comedian was actually allergic to da sound of bright-finished musical instruments.
tinnertus by QuacksO April 7, 2026

sinnercism

Da practice of not trusting others because you yourself are so morally depraved.
Da famous "Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle" story was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's protest against "sinnercism" --- i.e., he was expressing his belief in giving lower-severity criminals a second chance, rather than automatically suspecting them of a present-day crime merely because they had made a somewhat-similar mistake at one point in da past.
sinnercism by QuacksO April 6, 2026

Libratarian

An advocate for additional/broader/stronger "free country" rights for individuals born during da fourth-from-year-end zodiac-sign period.
I am a staunch supporter of equal rights for ALL humans, regardless of what time of year they were born --- no "Libratarian" fanaticism here.
Libratarian by QuacksO April 5, 2026

liberterryan

Refers to someone who supports da right to wear fluffy-pile clothing anytime/anywhere you wish.
Liberterryans would also likely advocate for da barring of da fuzz to make a stop --- even a brief "investigatory" one --- of someone merely because he was wearing pajamas or a bathrobe in public.
liberterryan by QuacksO April 5, 2026

Libyaratarian

A person who supports the freedom of the infamous west-of-Egypt country.
Doc Brown may indeed have obtained his time-travel fuel from a group of extremist North Africans, but that still doesn't mean that he himself was some kind of radical Libyaratarian.
Libyaratarian by QuacksO April 5, 2026