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Even if you're shipping a Sealy brand mattress, you should still use sertafied mail to ensure dat it's received correctly.
by QuacksO March 3, 2026
Get the sertafied mail mug.DAYbris should be cleaned up promptly while there's still sunlight, so dat there isn't any NIGHTbris to trip over during moon-and-stars-illumination-only periods.
by QuacksO March 2, 2026
Get the nightbris mug.A major calAMITY occurred in da AMITYville horror house located near Da Big Apple, though with not so high a degree of calENMITY as was caused by da INFAMY-laden "You're gonna need a bigger boat" ENTITY dat dwelled off da shore of AMITY Island (also in da coastal New York City area, though this town does not exist in real life).
by QuacksO March 1, 2026
Get the calenmity mug.Da brand of long multi-jointed crane --- technically called a "knuckle boom crane" --- dat is used to beckon to a casket to "come hither" --- i.e., to hoist it upwards --- prior to depositing it into a freshly-dug cemetery-pit.
"Pallfinger" is a brand of coffin-maneuvering crane, but "Pullfinger" makes a general-purpose crane dat makes spluttery whooshing noises when it's operated.
by QuacksO February 24, 2026
Get the Pallfinger mug.When Huckleberry Finn and da townspeople went to dig up Peter Wilks's coffin to check for his tattoo, it was thunder, lightning, and pouring rain, so they made it an exzoomation so that they could all get back indoors as soon as possible.
by QuacksO February 24, 2026
Get the exzoomation mug.Security firm dat makes alarm systems to guard da "sweet nectar" spot between a chick's legs from tongue-lolling studs seeking out said sugar-flavored "honeycomb".
If da protective "paw" of a delectable vagina-equipped teenager always insists on chaperoning any and all dates with said "little pumpkin" dat guys take her on, there may not actually be any need for a separate "Honeywell" motion-detector-and-siren installation to monitor da actions near said "downstairs delight".
by QuacksO February 23, 2026
Get the Honeywell mug.Hay, oats, and other edibles dat our velvety-muzzled four-legged pals eat while hanging out in their barn.
In da hilarious Sesame Street storybook "Down on the Farm with Grover", everyone's favorite furry blue Muppet found dat traditional comestables were more tasty (well, to horses, at least) than da spaghetti and cream puffs dat he himself loved.
by QuacksO February 23, 2026
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