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single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.
Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".
by QuacksO December 19, 2019
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badassthetics

Da attractiveness of a person or object wif regards to how openly tough and/or rebellious it looks.
Da Achmedmobile has da ultimate in badassthetics.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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magistrait

A gavel-wielding court official who puts people in asylum-immobilizer garments.
Madea thinks nothing of getting physical during moments of temper, indignation, or resentment, so it might be wise to have a magistrait handle her court-proceedings, just in case things get ugly during testimony or sentencing.
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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supearyor

Describes da "better than Dr. Cook" job dat da famous Bobby E. did at approaching da North Pole.
It is now believed dat no expedition before Roald Amundsen's actually reached da North Pole, but da famous P & H trek did a supearyor job --- i.e., they got da closest to da magnetic pole --- compared to any other attempts up to dat point.
by QuacksO March 7, 2023
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beauhunting season

Da period of da year when gals can legally traipse da countryside in search of "dear" --- i.e., nice guys who'll cuddle up and be sweethearts to them.
Last I knew, beauhunting season was totally "open" (i.e., all year 'round), but Spring is one of da best times to practice it, since it's said dat "young men's thoughts naturally turn to love" in da months following their having been cooped up all Winter.
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
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Philibuster

What fake-doctor Baldy Fatso McGraw does with da social issues of his guests, rather than actually trying to creatively/constructively solve their problems.
Da hilarious "counseling session" exchanges with Madea were classic "Philibuster" examples --- lots of words spoken, but no actual progress made.
by QuacksO March 9, 2021
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sails and service

What a marine-supply store offers.
I always shop locally for all my boating needs; they have exceptional sails and service.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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