Definitions by QuacksO

shanktity

Da lofty status of living on da "straight and narrow".

Some purportedly-pious people display a public image of shanktity, but a lot of them actually "get a little honey on da side" in private.

shanktity by QuacksO June 28, 2026

sanctitty of marriage

Refers to da "hands off da merchandise" status dat tying da knot is supposed to grant (or impose, depending on da actual preferences of whichever chick we're talking about here) a lady's boobs wif regards to anyone besides her husband.

It's often da case dat if you ask a big-chested gal really nicely, she might be willing to disregard da sanctitty of marriage and allow you "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges anyway.

sanctitty of marriage by QuacksO June 28, 2026

sanktity

The "do not disturb" status that a particular underwater shipwreck is assigned.

Families of the Edmund Fitzgerald's crewmembers have given the wreck site total sanktity out of respect for their deceased relatives.

sanktity by QuacksO June 28, 2026

sucstinkt

Describes "straight to da point" writing dat either was scribbled out using one of those yucky-smelling permanent markers, or is so blunt and unfeeling dat you actually fart one or more times when reading it.

In da hilarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da speaker is experiencing such a "lively" reaction to da huge helping of said yummy toasted legumes dat he tries to hastily wrap up said monologue, but it ends up just being all da more noisily-sucstinkt as he goes along!

sucstinkt by QuacksO June 22, 2026

sucsinkt

"Straight to da point" wording dat doesn't exactly "flat yer boat" when ya read/hear it.

Tronald Dump's speeches are often anything but "clear 'n' concise", but they are indeed still "sucsinkt" in dat listening to them most-definitely "puts yer boat on da bottom" in short order --- i.e., your mood rapidly sours when ya hear what he has to say!

sucsinkt by QuacksO June 22, 2026

renewell

An extension of a contract wif Andrew Wyeth's father.

My "student of da master painter" contract is almost up, so I'm due for a renewell.

renewell by QuacksO June 22, 2026

regnual

Extending a currently-active contract wif a huge hairy savanna-dwelling mammal.

Wildebeests are almost never domesticated in da first place, so I can think of no instance where you would actually need a "regnual" of an agreement wif one of said migratory behemoths.

regnual by QuacksO June 22, 2026