QuacksO's definitions

Wienerschnitzel

A man’s penis. Usually referred to this way in a tone of sarcastic disgust, when the speaker (usually female) is mildly-to-moderately irritated.

“Attentive” boyfriend: How did you sleep last night, honey?
Exasperated girl: I didn’t sleep a wink --- how could I sleep with your wienerschnitzel poking at me all night?!

by QuacksO September 25, 2011

easy peasy melon squeezy

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.

I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

betrail

A "getting busted/screwed" situation involving either a hiking-path or a succession of objects in a line.

While participating in a group-stroll through da forest, I scurried on ahead wif a cute member of da party till she and I were out of sight of da others, and then we stepped off da footpath and hastily threw off our clothing as we hurried towards a patch of soft comfy green moss dat we'd spied deeper in da woods, to flop down and partake of a quick bouncy-bouncy. What we didn't realize in da heat of da moment was dat one end of da long line of our assorted garments was still visible from da walking-path dat we'd just left, and thus was spotted by da other hikers as they passed by --- talk about a "double betrail"!

by QuacksO November 12, 2023

Aztech

Ancient Native-American inventions.

According to Johnny Hart's "B.C. for P.B.C." cartoons, computers even existed 'way back in da days of da cave man --- so perhaps Aztech was indeed alive and well even dat far in da past.

by QuacksO November 16, 2024

pexcessive

Going crazy wif da size/quantity of plastic water-pipe during a remodeling job.

1/2"-inside-diameter crimp-on tubing is usually more than adequate for regular household faucets and toilets/tubs/showers; anything larger than that would likely be pexcessive.

by QuacksO November 13, 2024

ancestree

Da lineage of a pine or spruce.

So much grafting and cross-pollinating has occurred up to this point dat it's difficult to know a large plant's ancestree for certain anymore.

by QuacksO December 30, 2024

straightcycle

An either men's or women's two-wheeler, not an either-gender-rideable model.

Now dat many ladies are more active/rugged bikers and no longer wear skirts when "going for a pedal", a dude's more-sturdy/rigid triangular-framed bike is perfectly suitable for them to ride, as well, and so it's more of a "bi-cycle", not just a male-only "straightcycle".

by QuacksO December 30, 2021