QuacksO's definitions

anal retentive

Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.

Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

Albuquirky

Da large New Mexico city where a lot of oddball shenanigans occur.

Why should I resign myself to visiting a boring everyday metropolis when I could be entertained wif loopy adventures 24/7 in Albuquirky?

by QuacksO February 29, 2024

Acurate

Refers to something that's correct and truthful regarding a luxury-grade Honda

Honda's "yup-scale" brand is enthusiastically touted as being really terrific and wonderful, but judging by the high volume of consumer complaints over the past few years regarding said vehicle-brand's quality and performance, I am not really sure if all of that grandiose puffery is completely Acurate!

by QuacksO December 8, 2020

spawntrepreneur

Someone starting out in da business or producing or culturing aquatic-animal eggs.

If you're setting out to be a spawntrepreneur, two major fields to look into would be either supplying small creatures for aquariums or stocking bodies of fresh water, or creating roe and/or caviar for human consumption.

by QuacksO November 4, 2025

Shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh!

Da "uh-uh" response dat someone gives by swiveling their head back and forth several times.

If someone is less than intensely-vehement about declining whatever is being requested/suggested, he may just silently perform da "shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh!" routine, rather than resorting to da more-noisy lips-spluttering dissent like he would if he was acutely distressed/horrified at said proposal.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

Fundamnentalist

A stick-in-da-mud person who stubbornly/arrogantly believes in da strict, literal interpretation of scripture in a religion; actual life/historical facts and experiences be hanged!

Da problem with "Bible-belt" Fundamnentalists is dat --- figuratively speaking --- they don't have any extra holes in da cinch-up strap for their waistbands to allow for adjustments. But not everything in life is totally black or white, so problems and stubbornness issues are bound to arise from said lack of flexibility or open-mindedness.

by QuacksO February 5, 2020

freevival

A cultural gathering to which there's no admission-charge and you don't hafta pay for any food or souvenirs.

Horny stud: If I attend a "freevival" celebration. will da hot chicks there also be "freely willing" to spread their legs for me?

by QuacksO April 28, 2025