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INDEPENDENCE FOR JINX-KAINADAIAN EMPIRE FROM THE EVILS OF SMILEY AND THE OTHER FACTIONS

Loans is a wholesome dictatorship, smiley is just jealous (jk ily)

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Loans and Cas

A sex term to describe when an American shoved a hotdog down a Canadians throat

Person 1: Did you see what happened yesterday with the two gay guys at school?
Person 2: no why?
Person 3: they Did the good ol’ loans and cas

Loans and Cas by ChinaLover67059 March 11, 2022

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Loans and cas

Someone who is supportive of jinx empire independence

Im loans and cas

Loans and cas by Loans the when jinx March 7, 2022

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nepotistic loans

Loans made to those who are especially favored for one reason or another.

Of course Kanye got one of them multi-million dollar nepotistic loans, he’s 45’s favorite African American!

nepotistic loans by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

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Student loans

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context

Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!

Student loans by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

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Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

Quicken Loans Cattle Handle by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018

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Stupid Loans

Excessive borrowing for a college education.

Dude. These student loans are like herpes 'cause I'll have them for life. I borrowed way too much, there's no way out, and I have no life.

Dude's friend: That's 'cause you and your parents signed up for stupid loans, not student loans.

Stupid Loans by College Educated and Debt Free June 16, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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