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INDEPENDENCE FOR JINX-KAINADAIAN EMPIRE FROM THE EVILS OF SMILEY AND THE OTHER FACTIONS
Loans is a wholesome dictatorship, smiley is just jealous (jk ily)
loans by Loans the when jinx March 7, 2022
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Loans and Cas

A sex term to describe when an American shoved a hotdog down a Canadians throat
Person 1: Did you see what happened yesterday with the two gay guys at school?
Person 2: no why?
Person 3: they Did the good ol’ loans and cas
Loans and Cas by ChinaLover67059 March 11, 2022

Loans and cas

Someone who is supportive of jinx empire independence

nepotistic loans 

Loans made to those who are especially favored for one reason or another.
Of course Kanye got one of them multi-million dollar nepotistic loans, he’s 45’s favorite African American!

Student loans 

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context
Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!

Quicken Loans Cattle Handle 

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.
Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

Stupid Loans 

Dude. These student loans are like herpes 'cause I'll have them for life. I borrowed way too much, there's no way out, and I have no life.

Dude's friend: That's 'cause you and your parents signed up for stupid loans, not student loans.
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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