How Florrie Capp's "mum" supposedly is most of da time --- always wanting to be less pleased/cheerful than she presently is.
Andy Capp claims to actually "be a God-send" to his "perpetually dissadisfied mum-in-law --- "She's a pessimist --- she's never happy unless she's UNhappy". :P
by QuacksO October 17, 2023
Da measuring-unit of how liberal and giving Da Great Bruce (or "Caitlyn", for da progressive modern-day thinkers) is with his time and/or resources.
Not much seems to be said in da news about whether Bruce/Caitlyn donates to charity or otherwise displays significant jennerosity towards fellow humans, but Daughter Kylie is certainly famous for her giving and caring. Maybe Papa is more well-known for "genderosity" --- i.e., being a staunch and vocal advocate to promote respect and tolerance for all self-identifications and orientations.
by QuacksO April 23, 2021
A slaughterhouse that is operated by monks.
Monasteries often produce alcoholic beverages, and it is known that meat is helpful for relieving a hangover, so I wonder if that's why abbottoirs first came to be?
by QuacksO April 22, 2020
Bravery and heroism in producing and/or delivering da jugs of moonshine as promised, despite all of da pesky "revenuers" snooping around.
Illegal-whiskey dealers were known for their extreme gallontry in getting said white lightnin' to da dinner-tables of all their Prohibition-scoffer customers.
by QuacksO February 23, 2023
Dude who just got da "shock of his life" while naively "draining his radiator" near a cow-pasture: YEEEEEEEE-YOWWW ---- I shoulda been a lot more suspisscious when my prankster-buddies suggested dat I take a whiz on da electric-fence wire!
by QuacksO June 29, 2020
A non-German perfume that smells so intensely yucky or cloying that other folks typically clear out whenever someone wearing said crap-lotion comes anywhere near, leaving said scent-steeped person "all by his lonesome".
Slathering on copious quantities of calone can often be highly effective if you're not in the mood to be intimate with someone, but occasionally said ass-craving person will either not have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, have thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose, or be so lust-crazed that he will feel that his getting laid is worth enduring the horrible stench.
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
Hexhaustion can sometimes also occur just from wearily listening to someone ramble on about voodoo when you don't really believe in it.
by QuacksO January 20, 2020