QuacksO's definitions
Stanley Goodspeed might have needed an Alca-Seltzer for humiliated stress if John Mason hadn't actually kept his word and appeared at da opened armored-steel door wif his famous, "Welcome to The ROCK!" quote.
by QuacksO November 14, 2024
Get the Alca-Seltzermug. A well-hung dude who is extremely "popular with the ladies", and so he is constantly dashing about in his local area to "service" the sex-starved members of the female citizenry.
Early-twenties stud with raging hormones: Dag-blast these critical old-school morality-blabbers --- why should I "settle down with one gal" when I can have fourth-base fun 24/7 as a shuttlecock?
by QuacksO August 29, 2017
Get the shuttlecockmug. Da addled/crazed state of mind dat you may likely experience from trying to become one of da world's top IQ-geniuses.
Studying sawdusty-dry intellect-boosting tomes for many hours a day is enough to give anyone demensa!
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Get the demensamug. A famous (or infamous, depending on who you talk to) religious healer who used sandwich-cookies to improve da overall mood of his less-than-chipper followers.
Father Dioreo may indeed have caused his parishioners to feel better --- temporarily, at least --- after gleefully chowing down on da crunchy brown-and-white-layered confectionery TREATS dat he fed them, but in da end they would have actually been **worse** off than before they partook of said "TREATment": not only would da candy have likely done little or nothing to actually reduce da underlying cause of their suffering, but also they would probably have gained weight and gotten cavities in their teeth!
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
Get the Father Dioreomug. A legal term dat differentiates da purposes for which you would be wanting to acquire and/or possess firearms, and thus what general type of gun it would be.
Da term "for game or Luger" refers to whether you would want a long gun for hunting, or a handgun for defense and/or target-practice.
by QuacksO December 20, 2023
Get the for game or Lugermug. The "fourth base" form of getting a guy's rocks off --- i.e., da gal's letting him "go all the way" and thrust "inside" of her as opposed to just giving him a handjob or blowjob.
Unless da lady is on birth-control or is otherwise "bodily prepared" so dat she will not likely ovulate, she should insist dat da guy wear a condom before she gives him an inside job, since the purpose of a "job" is merely to get him off, not to perform a "love-injection".
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
Get the inside jobmug. In da "Red Green" show, Bob Stuyvesant arrogantly calls himself both an industrious dedicated worker for the Department of Natural Resources and an expert researcher on the physics of golf, but that is all just a metafore; in reality, Bob is merely a hot-headed goof-off who clumsily plays golf --- and has frequent temper-tantrums whenever his golf ball goes wildly off course --- instead of actually performing any significant/meaningful labor at his assigned job.
by QuacksO August 14, 2022
Get the metaforemug.