Skip to main content

QuacksO's definitions

austeer

A deadpan-humorless cowboy or driving instructor.
Seeing a huge lumbering castrated male cattle-specimen is easy, so there's usually no need to be auSTEER about teaching a wheelman-in-training to STEER clear of said STEER.
by QuacksO December 12, 2023
mugGet the austeermug.

Dodge Rock

Da also-Mopar-sedan-shaped stone located at da Mayflower's first potential landing-spot on Coastal New England, but dat da Pilgrim-sailors hastily swung away from and instead landed at nearby Plymouth Rock.
Maybe if da ship-riding Puritan Separatists had skipped both Dodge Rock AND Plymouth Rock, and instead landed at Chrysler Rock, it would have been an even more palatable spot wif da combined advantages of da other two locales, since "Da Big C" auto-maker ended up including da "D" and "P" companies.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
mugGet the Dodge Rockmug.

discression

Leeway-allowance regarding whether or not you either eat a tangy-flavored aquatic green, or serve a helping of same to someone else.
Many different leafy-salad vegetables have similar nutritional properties, so one should use compassion and discression about serving dat particular cabbage-family vegetable if da would-be recipient of said menu-choice says dat he dislikes it.
by QuacksO May 4, 2022
mugGet the discressionmug.

adJudycation

Obnoxiously-insulting/humiliating court-proceedings performed by the notoriously-heavyhanded Judge Sheindlinfreude.
I try very hard not to offend anyone or run afoul of the law, so hopefully I shouldn't have any problems with adJudycation.
by QuacksO January 9, 2020
mugGet the adJudycationmug.

birthday suit

A legal proceeding that you file against a stripper, seeking monetary compensation for the disappointment you suffered when he/she didn't "bare it all" for your once-a-year special occasion.
Exotic dancers should always take out indemnity-insurance against birthday suits.
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
mugGet the birthday suitmug.

hands-down winner

Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.
Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.
by QuacksO November 25, 2021
mugGet the hands-down winnermug.

Your video will begin in _ seconds

No, it won't, because we'll just be PLAYING ANOTHER AD after this one ends!
Why do YouTube videos hafta have a lot of da ads be da "Your video will begin in _ seconds" format which obliges you to fumingly wait for da entire ad to play out??? Why can't da commecrials all be da "You can skip ad in _ seconds" type, so dat you only hafta wait a few seconds and then get on with your show???
by QuacksO April 13, 2021
mugGet the Your video will begin in _ secondsmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email