QuacksO's definitions

mopposition

Less-than-favorable responses when either bucket-and-Swiffer chores are assigned, or someone shows up with an inelegant hairdo.

I wonder if da Little Red Hen's "friends" gave her a wailing storm of mopposition when she asked them to help her clean up da kitchen after a huge boisterous feast?

by QuacksO April 16, 2024

p.a.y.o.r.

Stands for "proceed at your own risk".

"P.a.y.o.r." could also stand for "pass at your own risk", as used to be posted on "road construction" signs back in the '70's, at the same time when these types of signs also read, "men working" and "flagman ahead", before the days when women began taking a lot of those jobs.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

revolucienary

Describes da efforts and writings of famous historian L. André Bianco.

There have been many journalists and explorers who have extensively researched and documented Chinese culture and politics, but Mr. Bianco's works are downright revolucienary.

by QuacksO January 10, 2023

autopsy-turvy

What da results would always be if da Three Stooges or Laurel & Hardy tried to be medical examiners.

Da pathologist's examination-table should always be stable and sturdy so dat da cadaver never tips and falls off da table, which would likely result in autopsy-turvy lab-results.

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

poptimistic

Cheerfully confident dat a saucepan of "'splodin' cereal" will satisfactorily "do its thing".

One should not be overly poptimistic if da grain you're heating up with oil is either too old, or it's gotten really wet prior to being broiled.

by QuacksO November 20, 2023

despairity

A situation of unequal melancholy.

One should try to empathize in his friend's sorrows whenever possible, to minimize despairity.

by QuacksO June 27, 2023

debachle

A major screw-up regarding either everyone's favorite rebellious 18th-century classical-music composer or da smokin'-hot actress who played Daisy Duke.

Da Hollywood-famous "Catherine B" once had a major wardrobe-malfunction on set, and so if said "whoopsie in da modesty department" event had happened in front of da great "Johann B", even he --- while indeed being infamous for boldly "breaking new ground" as far as musical styles went, was still very conservative and proper in his general "beliefs 'n' behavior" --- might have been so shocked and nonplussed dat it would have interfered with his being able to correctly compose/perform his music at da time, and thus said situation might have resulted in a major "double debachle".

by QuacksO March 2, 2025