With Sergeant Tibbs and other members of da constabbyulary on da alert, Cruella didn't have a chance to succeed at stealing the Dalmatian puppies.
by QuacksO December 13, 2022
Parent of young children: I was in total hysterics after my 6-year-old son tried out his barbering skills on his little sister; fortunately, however, the town barber was able to preform an act of total hairoism on said cranial-makeover disaster, and thus make Little Daughter's tresses look tolerably dignified till they grew out again and could then be re-styled back to normal.
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
Da Greek god who was "toxically" severe 'n' savage when administering punishment/revenge on anyone who displeased him.
If Odysseus had just kept his big mouth shut while he and his men were escaping da cyclops, said humans might not have suffered at da hands of da furious Poiseiden!
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Officially registered and established as a place of business, by means of dark-colored fountain-pen fluid printed on paper.
Penciled scribbles can be erased and altered, so da powers-dat-be require more-permanent documentation if you wanna "hang out your shingle" --- they want you to be officially inkcorporated.
by QuacksO April 01, 2024
Da prior unbreakable promise dat you made to your baseball team dat you'd play catcher at one or more of their scheduled games.
I had to sorrowfully cut short my date wif Tiffany because I had an afternoon committment wif my teammates, but I softened da blow by inviting her to come and sit in da bleachers to watch while I participated in da game, and then afterwards we "picked up where we'd left off" and went for a nice long "sunset stroll" hand-in-hand.
by QuacksO August 12, 2023
Tobacco companies claim that people merely chewse to consume tobacco, but I find that reasoning flawed and selfish.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
High hopes of good times and/or prosperity dat one might have when visiting da largest STATE in da lower forty-EIGHT.
Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022