Da chance to either chow down on a scrumptious Burger King sandwich or tell an absurdly-inflated tale.
At da Possum Loge meeting, Hap Shaughnessy claimed to have won da Port Asbestos burger-eating contest for da past several years, but I suspect dat it was just his availing himself of a whoppertunity to try to ego-boostingly impress his fellow foolishly-macho buddies.
by QuacksO January 10, 2025
Negotiations wherein a lady (often one who is normally modest/celibate, but who feels a bit desperate in her need for the male's assistance/cooperation) consents to allow a man to view and/or sample The Merchandise in exchange for his help, agreeability, willingness to "pull strings" with his cronies on her behalf, etc.
College-grad gal #1: You got Ned to land you a position with his company?!??? Jeeeeeez... how'd you ever manage THAT?? Those employees are kind of the "elitist clan".
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.
by QuacksO December 07, 2011
Da model of classic Volkswagen vehicle dat da infamous video-game villainess drives when scoping out future crime-target locales or making her getaway after committing said crimes.
I can't imagine why anyone --- let alone da shrewd-expert-in-crime hottie in da crimson trench-coat and fedora --- would wanna choose a poky under-powered Carmenn Ghia as their primary conveyance, but then what do I know???
by QuacksO May 05, 2021
Or "He's on medication"... what it really means is that he's an a**h**e, but we don't want to admit it.
I always disgustedly roll my eyes when someone tried to play down someone's destructive/abrasive behavior by saying, "He needs more training", when I know very well that the person in question is simply a no-good jerk, and so no amount of "training" or "counselling" in gonna help him... if he's evil or selfish by nature, there's nothing that others can do to "reform" him; he himself has to WANT to change his ways before any positive progress can be made.
by QuacksO May 15, 2019
Horny stud: Anytime I meet a new "willing" girl and bring her home, da first place I steer her towards is da good ol' padded playpen... about da only exception would be if it's a really hot day,, in which case we go freshen up in da shower first, then towel off and jump under da covers.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
As achingly-and-strainingly difficult as it was to move the massive blocks of stone to build the Pyramids, I would imagine that all of the local cairopractors would have had a brisk business during that period.
by QuacksO January 14, 2022
Older folks sometimes like to tell anyone who'll listen about their gastronomical mishaps, but da only person who really wants to hear their entire diarrhey is their gastroenterologist!
by QuacksO November 11, 2021