QuacksO's definitions

cropulation

Refers to where you get so incredibly horny dat you sneak into a farmer's field and hump all of da watermelons or pumpkins.

Besides describing da act of drenching a produce-farmer's ripening ground-fruits in jizz, da term "cropulation" can also work well for referring to your partaking of a delightful "roll in da hay" wif da farmer's daughter (who most likely had gotten super-wet between her OWN legs after catching you making out wif da eggplants, and had therefore invited you to instead "partake of da real thing" wif her), since you'd be utilizing some of da also-harvested-from-a-field aromatic feed-bales both as padding on da barn-loft's floor and as concealment of your sordid-but-sumptuous bouncy-bouncy wif said straw-hat-and-overalls-clad damsel.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

criminal wreckord

What da perps in a swoop-and-squat scam will likely get if they're caught and prosecuted.

If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and

(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

bullystics

Da study of fist-bruises and other visible signs of physical-violence contact to identify who committed said assault-crime.

With modern-day bullystics technology, Biff Tannen could not likely get away with his '50's-and-'60's-era strong-arm shenanigans nowadays.

by QuacksO April 9, 2023

leiborer

A person who makes traditional Hawaiian flower-necklaces.

If you want to meet lovely Waikiki lasses, volunteering as a leiborer might be just the ticket, since not only would this allow you to positively interact with lots of said beautiful brunettes while working alongside of them, but they would develop respect and appreciation for your efforts to assist them, and so they might likely find you an appealing dude to hang out with during lunch and/or after their workday.

by QuacksO March 31, 2025

ratribution

Refers to da getting-even actions taken by either a cousin-of-da-hamster rodent against a human for trying to trap him, or by a human against said whiskered varmint for whatever destructive actions dat said human suffered at da greedy clawed little hands of said long-whiskered marauder.

Hippie's beloved furry white shoulder-dwelling buddy (or rather --- in recognition/deference to its dedicated-to-details owner's frequent, "It's a SHE!" gender-assertion/correction --- "buddyESS") might have felt like taking ratribution against Ensign Monk for using him --- I mean, I mean, HER --- as a "guinea pig" for da breathing-fluid demonstration.

by QuacksO June 20, 2023

ryevalry

A competition between brewers or bakers.

I don't drink alcohol and I usually prefer whole-wheat bread, so I have no need to concern myself with any ryevalry issues.

by QuacksO December 4, 2022

tornament

A sports-athletes gathering where everyone plays so hard dat dey get huge rips in their uniforms.

I learned sewing as a young child, and now I make extra money by attending every tornament in da country, and offering to sew up da players' uniforms whenever they get damaged.

by QuacksO June 19, 2021