QuacksO's definitions

mewseum

An antiques-collection/display establishment dedicated to our "furry 'n' purry" four-legged friends.

If Garfield-related memorabilia was allowed in a mewseum, they would hafta dedicate an entire corner of the building to him!

by QuacksO December 13, 2019

strucktural damage

Denotes major breaking and/or denting caused by getting impacted by some powerful force.

As much as da Three Stooges swatted and clobbered each other, it's a wonder dat they didn't suffer strucktural damage.

by QuacksO May 21, 2022

Reesetriction

An edict dat limits access to bright-orange-wrappered candy.

Going on a diet means severe "Reesetrictions" --- i.e., extreme cutbacks on sweet crunchy/gooey confectioneries.

by QuacksO March 7, 2024

soda-stretcher

A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.

Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.

by QuacksO August 29, 2018

tradishion

Standard fare at a restaurant dat's been offered for several generations in da past.

I love ham 'n' eggs for breakfast; fortunately this type of meal is a long-standing tradishion, so pretty much any restaurant serves it in da morning.

by QuacksO April 19, 2021

released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

by QuacksO April 4, 2022

1839

A "discount" cigarette-brand that denotes the minimum amount in dollars that a "pack-a-day-habit" smoker will likely spend annually on coffin-nails, even if you roll some of them yourself.

Wow, think of that --- a BARE MINIMUM of $1839 annually just on **cigarettes**! Think what you could do with that huge amount of money instead --- you'd be spending about as much cash on cancer-sticks per year as it would cost to buy a good used vehicle! Wouldn't having a nice sedan or small pickup truck give you a lot more fun and enjoyment than a smelly old paper tube filled with disgusting dried herbal fluff???

by QuacksO September 3, 2018