QuacksO's definitions
The "ultimate manipulative phrase" that self-centered/dictatorial people use to try to pressuringly persuade others to acquiesce to their wishes, usually with purely selfish intentions, and often with disastrous results. Alternatively phrased with equally false/deceitful statements such as "Well, I prayed about it, and God told me that this was what you should do" or "Well, if you really love God and are a true Christian, you would do this", it is generally designed merely to guilt-trip someone into performing an unreasonable/dangerous/potentially-injurious action which usually ends up merely benefiting the requester, while laying excessive burden/risk on the reluctant provider.
Teenage daughter: I don't like this man; I don't want to marry him. He's way too old for me, and I have glimpsed his "other side" a few times, and it ain't pretty. I'm too young to think about stuff like that yet, anyway --- I want to enjoy the social dating scene first, and meet lots of nice guys before I choose a permanent spouse.
Parent: Well, your father and I prayed about it, and it's God's will that you marry this man.
Teenage daughter: Yeah, right --- **sure** you did! Just like your other relatives did when THEY got married --- and look what miserable relationships a lot of THEM have now! They're locked into unhappy marriages that they can't get out of because **God** wouldn't approve of a divorce from one of his *sacred unions*!! Nice try, Mom --- no THANKS!
Parent: Well, your father and I prayed about it, and it's God's will that you marry this man.
Teenage daughter: Yeah, right --- **sure** you did! Just like your other relatives did when THEY got married --- and look what miserable relationships a lot of THEM have now! They're locked into unhappy marriages that they can't get out of because **God** wouldn't approve of a divorce from one of his *sacred unions*!! Nice try, Mom --- no THANKS!
by QuacksO January 22, 2017
Get the it's God's willmug. I gradually learned to paddle a boat merely from practicing on my own from an early age, so I wouldn't need any oarientation to get da hang of it.
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
Get the oarientationmug. Refers to two or more slumbering-state "adventures" in succession, whereby a subsequent dream "pick ups when da last one left off" and therefore creates a chronologically-following "episode" to da previous dream.
I suppose dat installment dreams can indeed be fun sometimes, but if da subject matter of said nap-time dramas is less than pleasant or comforting, any further "chapters" may only serve to create additional trauma and exhaustion for da slumberer, and cause him to awake all scared and stressed out.
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
Get the installment dreamsmug. Can refer to either:
(1) What unacceptably-performing OSI folks could expect from Steve Austin's boss Oscar, or
(2) Fabric bags dat said Hebrew head-honcho gave to Steve and/or Jaime for use in their secret-agent endeavors.
(1) What unacceptably-performing OSI folks could expect from Steve Austin's boss Oscar, or
(2) Fabric bags dat said Hebrew head-honcho gave to Steve and/or Jaime for use in their secret-agent endeavors.
Any goods-procurement personnel who passed out inferior-quality CARRYING-SACKS to OSI mission-operatives would likely find themselves on da receiving end of GOLDMAN SACKS!
by QuacksO April 22, 2022
Get the Goldman sacksmug. Less-than-satisfactory bass-output of your separately-amplified table-style woofer.
If you develop hearing-loss from playing your "music" (i.e., it's debatable whether that horrible crash-'n'-bash thumpy-thump cacophony truly qualifies as actual music!) too loud, then ANY audio-system will likely sound substandard to you.
by QuacksO October 12, 2023
Get the substandardmug. What you actually said ("more on"), but the nearby "moron" wif a chip on his shoulder wasn't listening/thinking properly.
You: This truck isn't filled with as much wood as it can safely carry --- we can add some moreon.
"Touchy" idiot who's assisting you to load firewood: Hey! Who you callin' a MORON?!??
"Touchy" idiot who's assisting you to load firewood: Hey! Who you callin' a MORON?!??
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Get the moreonmug. An initial helping of off-color subject-matter to make da remainder of da presentation seem less insipid.
If a speech-maker actually feels da need to always include a prelewd in order to attract an audience, perhaps he needs to seriously ask himself if what he has to say is really all dat important, and/or if he should compose better-worded scripts in order to maintain his listeners' attention.
by QuacksO July 3, 2024
Get the prelewdmug.