QuacksO's definitions

abbottoir

A slaughterhouse that is operated by monks.

Monasteries often produce alcoholic beverages, and it is known that meat is helpful for relieving a hangover, so I wonder if that's why abbottoirs first came to be?

by QuacksO April 22, 2020

begginner

A novice moocher.

Andy Capp fancies himself a savvy and knowledgeable freeloader, even bragging to the readers about said expert prowess. Let's just hope, then, that he doesn't actually start coaching any "begginners" to follow his dependent-on-others lifestyle!

by QuacksO August 3, 2025

Jean Shepherd

A close "cousin breed" to the well-known central-western European species of dog, this choice of canine is favored by movie-stars for its loyalty and friendly disposition.

As a child, I heard a radio-ad narrated by someone calling himself "Jean Shepherd"... I remember wondering at the time how a dog could talk.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

hipnotize

What an attractive lady does to a man by provocatively swaying/undulating her waist.

I don't need a hot chick to "move her middle" at all to get my attention --- all she hasta do is get naked. Merely showing me her smooth shapely "merchandise" is all it takes to turn me on... no need to hipnotize me!

by QuacksO May 30, 2020

quitness

See kwitness.

Da word "quitness" is merely a "correcter" spelling of da word "kwitness", which is defined separately on this website.

by QuacksO March 8, 2023

rifference

Alluding to guitar-strumming.

Achmed bombastically claimed dat he could play da guitar much better than Guitar Guy, but since his bony-skeleton arms always just dangle loosely beside him, said rifference seems kinda silly.

by QuacksO August 10, 2021

sparcasm

What two obnoxious individuals trade in an effort to top each other in verbal cleverness.

I've always found "yo momma is so ___" jokes to be totally crude and offensive, so I guess dat sparcasm isn't for me!

by QuacksO November 10, 2024