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Ol' "Timmy Jimmy" may indeed have come up with quite a few "innoveightions" in his explosives-creation efforts, but I fail to see how it really helped his "free Americans from government tyranny" objectives --- all he seems to have succeeded in doing was murder a lot of innocent people, destroy a whole bunch of real estate, and get himself offed by lethal injection. What earthly good did all of THAT do???
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
Get the innoveightion mug.Due to a number of infamous "Quasi-modo" individuals were got publicly busted trying to cheat da disability-compensation system, it's a lot harder for da rest of us truly-physically-challenged folks to get approved for benefits, since da examiners and other officials are automatically suspicious of anyone who is not super-obviously injured or impaired.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
Get the Quasi-modo mug.As a condition of her probation, Madea was sentenced to attend anger-management classes, with dubious results (da highly-infamous wrecking of the little red sports car with the forklift is a classic indication of this ineffectiveness) --- perhaps da judge should also have assigned said "mad Black woman" a 24-hour calmrade, as well!
by QuacksO May 7, 2023
Get the calmrade mug.The all-too-common and totally-erroneous satellite-generated map-instructions that necessitate getting your vehicle hauled out of a lake, direct you to a non-existent road through a swamp or dense forest, etc.
I took a shortcut that my TomTom claimed was a viable road, but it turned out to be a rough dead-end dirt track that's been completely washed out in the middle for nearly thirty years --- talk about some totally G.B.S. coordinates! Why don't they do some bleepin' UPDATING of their maps once in a while???
by QuacksO September 30, 2018
Get the G.B.S. coordinates mug.An unfair-to-the-customer motivation that money-hungry banks have to maintain someone's having to make payments on a loan for as long as possible.
I borrowed a thousand dollars from a local credit-union so that I could pay some local tradespeople to perform much-needed repairs on my home and vehicle. But then as it turned out, these "over-booked with repair-jobs" folks were not able to get to my repairs as soon as they'd expected, and so I didn't need the loaned money nearly so soon as I'd thought I would; I realized that I'd likely be able to pay the carpenters and mechanics "on my own" just with extra-frugality-saved funds over the next few months. So I merely returned the thousand dollars to the credit union within just two or three months after I'd taken out the loan; the clerk seemed none to pleased, since they'd only made about 22 bucks extra in the deal, instead of maybe close to a hundred if I'd taken a year to pay it all back, the way they had expected me to. Guess there was a little conflict of interest there.
by QuacksO November 24, 2019
Get the conflict of interest mug.The "allotment" (i.e., "ration") of patience/forgiveness/understanding that someone "sets aside" for dealing with a certain situation, person, etc. --- the larger the toleration, the less likely he is to blow his stack or be hostile/unsupportive in said instance.
If someone is hot-headed or prejudiced overall, he's not likely to give anyone whom he disagrees with much of any toleration.
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
Get the toleration mug.Soothing verbal politeness dat's accentuated by showing a little cleavage and/or butt-crack during said spoken spiel.
"Proper" lady: I always believe in using honest words alone to negotiate with others, so I never practice "diplowmacy" --- I always wear firmly-belted slacks and turtleneck sweaters dat never "dip low" in da front.
by QuacksO November 17, 2025
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