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money shot

To ejaculate (cum) on a woman's body, other than inside a crevice. Usually on the face or in the eye
I was screwing her, then i pulled out and gave her a money shot all over her face!
by Matt August 14, 2003
mugGet the money shotmug.

fahorglingrads

The way that Coach Z of Homestarrunner.com pronounces fhqwgads.
Fahorglingrads just can't get enough of Strong Bad.
by Matt April 14, 2004
mugGet the fahorglingradsmug.

Dick Cheney

A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)
When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.

His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.
by Matt July 25, 2003
mugGet the Dick Cheneymug.

irish coffee

A drink considting of coffee mixed with Irish whiskey. Can be served hot or cold, here's my cold recipe.

Iced Irish Coffee

2 cups (around 16 ounces) freshley brewed coffee
3 ounces Irish whiskey
2 tablespoons sugar
1.5 ounce milk
.5 ounce chocolate milk

Pour the milks and sugar into the coffee and stir.

Pour the whiskey in as you're stirring.

Pour this mix into a cup of ice, and then pour that cup back into the previous one. Do this about three or four times and then dispose of the ice.

Top with sweetened whipped creme if desired.

Can serve 2
Last night I drank 4 Irish coffees and had a hyperactive drunkenness!
by Matt October 1, 2005
mugGet the irish coffeemug.

no say

A slang term originating in the suburbs of New Jersey. Used at the end of a sentence, usually, to intensify a point.

Takes the place of phrases such as na mean and/or "y'know"?

Can also be used in the place of "fo real".
1. Ay, Im'a go cop myself a gram no say?

2. Yo bring the pipe and we can light up that lye I just copped.
--Yea yea no say
by Matt January 10, 2006
mugGet the no saymug.

conceded

to think you are the best because well, some people just are.
look at the picture and you will understand why I am the best, can you deny it?
by Matt December 29, 2004
mugGet the concededmug.

whore stick

something that, when having been beat with, you should feel really really stupid
"That slut pissed me off so I shizzmacked her with the whore stick."
by Matt March 14, 2003
mugGet the whore stickmug.

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