1. when a snarky flight attendant forcibly takes your carry on bag from you, because there is no room in the overhead compartment.
The oversold flight was crowded when I boarded the plane. When I got to my seat, there was no space for my bag in the overhead compartment. The ragged out flight attendant then "D-bagged" me an checked my luggage, which I never saw again.
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2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.
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On the redeye flight to Rome from Atlanta, we were seated behind a screaming three year old brat with oblivious parents. I rolled up my inflight magazine into a tight tube, loaded a "Benadryl Dart" from the handy travel package and pretended to cough into the tube. A perfect shot right in the jugular vein! Minutes later, everyone on the plane enjoyed the silence and drifted off into dreamland (including the pilots).
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Joaquin Phoenix registered an 8.5 on the "Elviscosity" scale during his spaced out performance on Davis Letterman, he looked like hadn't showered in months.
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Get the Mongolian Motorcoach mug.1. a physical workout that consists of 500 reps of lifting a beercan, standing up, and yelling WOOOOOO!!! Performed every lap of a Nascar race when ones favorite driver passes by.
Every time the Summer's Eve car came around the track, Tammy stood up and yelled WOOOOO!, hoisting her tall boy beercan into the air, she was getting one hell of a Nascardio workout today!
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guy 1: damn, nice house dude
guy 2: thanks, Roxanne signed it over to me this morning
guy 1: who is Roxanne?
guy 2: That hooker I picked up last night, turns out she WAS a "ho-moaner"
guy 2: thanks, Roxanne signed it over to me this morning
guy 1: who is Roxanne?
guy 2: That hooker I picked up last night, turns out she WAS a "ho-moaner"
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