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douchesag

1. the ridiculous fashion trend where a guy sags his jeans down so low, that his ass hangs out.
2. a guy who leans his seat back while driving his car and drapes his wrist over the top of his steering wheel, usually while wearing a baseball cap sideways.
Jimarcus was a real "douchesag", he walked to his Honda Civic with his boxers hanging out of his jeans. Then to complete the look, he reclined his seat, turned his hat sideways and drove off with his loud-ass exhaust pipe annoying everyone in the parking lot.
by Fotofly November 29, 2010
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sprechensidouche

A creepy German guy who speaks to Americans in a condescending effeminate voice.
At the Art Gallery some "sprechensidouche" asked me if I wanted to touch his monkey.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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speakulation

1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.
I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.
by Fotofly November 27, 2010
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feebagger

1. refers to an airline that charges a fee for checked bags, while decreasing the size of their overhead bins to force you into checking luggage.
A-Airlines is such a feebagger, they charged me a fee to check my bags, to use the bathroom, and even to look out the window.
by Fotofly November 30, 2010
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Corn Rogue

1. a football player who has long hair extensions hanging out the back of his helmet.

2. a lobbyist perpetuating the myth that Ethanol is a "green" solution to America's dependence on foreign oil.
Jimarcus Jackson got hair extensions when he got drafted by the Raiders, what a Corn Rogue
by Fotofly December 4, 2010
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jersey sore

1. Herpes

2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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slaviation

Flying an aircraft for a company that keeps cutting benefits, safety programs, and salaries in order to give the top executives more money.
Captain Crunch was tired, but he climbed back in the cockpit for another flight. This was no longer fun or profitable. In fact, sometimes he suspected the maintenance wasn't really getting done. He decided to keep his head down and his mouth shut to avoid a beat down by management. The "slaviation" industry had broken his will to resist. The plane took off and exploded in mid-air thirty minutes later.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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