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Benadryl Dart

1. a small sharp arrow, shot through a blowgun into the neck of someones screaming child, delivering enough Benadryl into the bloodstream to put the child into a deep sleep for 8 hours.
On the redeye flight to Rome from Atlanta, we were seated behind a screaming three year old brat with oblivious parents. I rolled up my inflight magazine into a tight tube, loaded a "Benadryl Dart" from the handy travel package and pretended to cough into the tube. A perfect shot right in the jugular vein! Minutes later, everyone on the plane enjoyed the silence and drifted off into dreamland (including the pilots).
by Fotofly November 28, 2010
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Corn Rogue

1. a football player who has long hair extensions hanging out the back of his helmet.

2. a lobbyist perpetuating the myth that Ethanol is a "green" solution to America's dependence on foreign oil.
Jimarcus Jackson got hair extensions when he got drafted by the Raiders, what a Corn Rogue
by Fotofly December 4, 2010
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scanhandle

to systematically feel up a passenger in an airport, while pretending not to be a pervert.
Latisha, the T.S.A. agent, couldn't wait to get to work so she could "scanhandle" some fat women's breasts.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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Cockpittance

1.the ridiculously low salary that airline First Officers are paid.

2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.
1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).

2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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jersey sore

1. Herpes

2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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slaviation

Flying an aircraft for a company that keeps cutting benefits, safety programs, and salaries in order to give the top executives more money.
Captain Crunch was tired, but he climbed back in the cockpit for another flight. This was no longer fun or profitable. In fact, sometimes he suspected the maintenance wasn't really getting done. He decided to keep his head down and his mouth shut to avoid a beat down by management. The "slaviation" industry had broken his will to resist. The plane took off and exploded in mid-air thirty minutes later.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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babtizzled

1. to have a large water cooler of colored sports drink dumped over one's head after a sports victory.
Damn, that coach just got babtizzled with purple Gator-aid!"
by Fotofly December 4, 2010
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