Investmental

state of mind after losing one's life savings in the stock market and or real estate.
In 2008, I went "investmental" and shot a bunch of Hedge Fund Managers and Stock Brokers with a high powered rifle, it was quite therapeutic.
by Fotofly November 23, 2010
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Wildapriest

1. half priest, half beast, this horned mythological monster prays on the bones of children, while posing as a respectable member of society.
The Wildapriest reared it's ugly head and galloped off toward the elementary school with a hungry look in his eyes.
by Fotofly November 24, 2010
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mush hour

1. a situation where you find yourself behind two or more fat people walking really slow through a confined area with no way around them. Usually they are totally oblivious to the fact that anybody else exists.
Unfortunately, the all-you-can-eat buffet had just ended and the hallway was long, narrow, and jammed with 300lb lard asses. There was no was around them. I was stuck in "mush hour".
by Fotofly November 24, 2010
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status fro

1. the state of ones hair after getting out of the bed in the morning; bed head.

2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.
Napoleon Dynamite never fixed his hair before going to school. Eventually his wild puffy hairdo became the status fro and everyone adopted the style.
by Fotofly November 30, 2010
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drag shag

1. the long hair hanging out of a player's football helmet, causing you to question the sex of that player.
Damn, that is one nasty drag shag that woman is sporting in the backfield, I didn't know Whoopi Goldberg played football?
by Fotofly December 04, 2010
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Beiber dam

1. a mob of brain dead teenagers lining up to see a Justin Beiber concert.

2. what most people say when Beiber's music comes on a nearby radio.
Beiber, dam... turn that crap off! Jesus!, look at that Beiber Dam over there at the fairgrounds.
by Fotofly November 27, 2010
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intercoma

1. an extremely long pause during a public announcement over an intercom, where the microphone is still keyed and making static noise, indicating a brain fart by the person making the announcement.
Bruce was very nervous on his first day as a stewardess. While making the the safety announcement, he slipped into an "intercoma" in the middle of explaining the oxygen masks.

For nearly thirty seconds, the microphone hissed in the passenger's ears until he regained his train of thought.
by Fotofly November 24, 2010
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