fotofly's definitions

Tourbon

1. a soothing elixir made of hot herbal tea, agave nectar, and Maker's Mark bourbon. Often used for sore throat relief as well as stress relief.

After a cold stressful day of working outside, I couldn't wait to get home and fix myself a tall hot Tourbon!

by Fotofly December 9, 2010

chicken brothel

1. a chicken farm run by large American franchise restaurants that cram as many steroid fed chickens as possible into an unhealthy environment to increase their financial bottom line. These franchises have little or no regard for public health.

I ain't eating that shit bird from a chicken brothel, so don't go to KFC.

by fotofly December 5, 2010

dotcomachameleon

1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.

2. a poseur

Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!

by Fotofly December 4, 2010

babtizzled

1. to have a large water cooler of colored sports drink dumped over one's head after a sports victory.

Damn, that coach just got babtizzled with purple Gator-aid!"

by Fotofly December 4, 2010

drag shag

1. the long hair hanging out of a player's football helmet, causing you to question the sex of that player.

Damn, that is one nasty drag shag that woman is sporting in the backfield, I didn't know Whoopi Goldberg played football?

by Fotofly December 4, 2010

Repunzealot

1. a football player who thinks he is expressing his individuality by letting his long nasty hair hang out of his football helmet.

(see also)
repunzealous- to show enthusiasm for long hair hanging out of a football helmet.

When you play college football, there is a one in ten chance that you will become a Repunzealot and have long hair hanging out of your helmet.

by Fotofly December 4, 2010

Corn Rogue

1. a football player who has long hair extensions hanging out the back of his helmet.

2. a lobbyist perpetuating the myth that Ethanol is a "green" solution to America's dependence on foreign oil.

Jimarcus Jackson got hair extensions when he got drafted by the Raiders, what a Corn Rogue

by Fotofly December 4, 2010