1. a small sharp arrow, shot through a blowgun into the neck of someones screaming child, delivering enough Benadryl into the bloodstream to put the child into a deep sleep for 8 hours.
On the redeye flight to Rome from Atlanta, we were seated behind a screaming three year old brat with oblivious parents. I rolled up my inflight magazine into a tight tube, loaded a "Benadryl Dart" from the handy travel package and pretended to cough into the tube. A perfect shot right in the jugular vein! Minutes later, everyone on the plane enjoyed the silence and drifted off into dreamland (including the pilots).
by Fotofly November 25, 2010
Latisha, the T.S.A. agent, couldn't wait to get to work so she could "scanhandle" some fat women's breasts.
by Fotofly November 23, 2010
1. the leak of confidential information out of the U.S. federal government's data bases, that is subsequently leaked to the general public on wikipedia, making the government look foolish.
The clowns in the federal government still haven't stopped the wiki trickle. Too bad the information isn't interesting.
by Fotofly November 30, 2010
1. the state or quality of sweat being sticky or slimy; a measure of uncleanliness that considers the quantities of hair grease, sweat, and dirt on an unkempt person recorded on a scale from 1 to 10.
Joaquin Phoenix registered an 8.5 on the "Elviscosity" scale during his spaced out performance on Davis Letterman, he looked like hadn't showered in months.
by Fotofly November 27, 2010
1. to have a large water cooler of colored sports drink dumped over one's head after a sports victory.
by Fotofly December 04, 2010
1. a physical workout that consists of 500 reps of lifting a beercan, standing up, and yelling WOOOOOO!!! Performed every lap of a Nascar race when ones favorite driver passes by.
Every time the Summer's Eve car came around the track, Tammy stood up and yelled WOOOOO!, hoisting her tall boy beercan into the air, she was getting one hell of a Nascardio workout today!
by Fotofly November 28, 2010
1. Herpes
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.
by Fotofly November 24, 2010