Latisha, the T.S.A. agent, couldn't wait to get to work so she could "scanhandle" some fat women's breasts.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
1.the ridiculously low salary that airline First Officers are paid.
2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.
2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.
1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).
2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.
2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
Flying an aircraft for a company that keeps cutting benefits, safety programs, and salaries in order to give the top executives more money.
Captain Crunch was tired, but he climbed back in the cockpit for another flight. This was no longer fun or profitable. In fact, sometimes he suspected the maintenance wasn't really getting done. He decided to keep his head down and his mouth shut to avoid a beat down by management. The "slaviation" industry had broken his will to resist. The plane took off and exploded in mid-air thirty minutes later.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
1. a football player who has long hair extensions hanging out the back of his helmet.
2. a lobbyist perpetuating the myth that Ethanol is a "green" solution to America's dependence on foreign oil.
2. a lobbyist perpetuating the myth that Ethanol is a "green" solution to America's dependence on foreign oil.
by Fotofly December 04, 2010
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
1. whenever women who work together decide they should go drinking together. Usually it is right after work and usually there are margaritas involved. It almost always ends in pregnancy, divorce, herpes, deportation and or D.U.I.
After the pheromone factory closed for the day, Tammy and her five female co-workers hooked up at Paco's Taco Shack in Houston to catch the "lush hour" specials. Twenty years later in a Mexican prison Tammy reflectedon that night, "yeah probably should have just gone home instead".
by Fotofly November 27, 2010
1. the ridiculous fashion trend where a guy sags his jeans down so low, that his ass hangs out.
2. a guy who leans his seat back while driving his car and drapes his wrist over the top of his steering wheel, usually while wearing a baseball cap sideways.
2. a guy who leans his seat back while driving his car and drapes his wrist over the top of his steering wheel, usually while wearing a baseball cap sideways.
Jimarcus was a real "douchesag", he walked to his Honda Civic with his boxers hanging out of his jeans. Then to complete the look, he reclined his seat, turned his hat sideways and drove off with his loud-ass exhaust pipe annoying everyone in the parking lot.
by Fotofly November 29, 2010