airline

A transportation company that is supposed to get you from one coast to the other in a a few hours but is permitted by the FAA and Dept. of Transportation to abuse its customers by trapping them for hours at a time on the ground without access to water, snacks, or a bathroom; and losing your expensive baggage--only to return it to you weeks later and in bad condition; not to mention having seats that are dangerously narrow and if a person is fat, they have to buy an extra seat; and the aircraft's operator is drunk.

The airline lives up to its reputation--it doesn't matter wheather you are going to heaven or hell, you have to go through Chicago.

by [e-mail] May 9, 2008

airline

The modern equivalent of the Middle Passage

Airlines: The slaves had it good.

by ghugfgyufgfuy February 13, 2010

AIRLINE

A Chem-trail,(chemical trail)a toxic concoction of Viruses,heavy metals,dioxin and radioactive waste,which is sprayed by NWO & U.N. jets for the purpose of committing genocide against the citizens of earth; also one of the methods used to disperse said bio-toxins;airlines:American;Delta;TWA;Japan,etc.

Those danged airlines, and military cargo jets have sure been busy spraying "airlines" over this desert,and my lungs sure feel the effects.

by osama sallam November 15, 2003

Airline High School

The school in northwest Louisiana in which there is a lack of inclusiveness and well being of their students.

Guy: "Did you hear about Airline High School?"
Other Guy: "You mean the one where Cash Glaze said the N-Word over Snapchat?"
Guy: "Oh yeah, you mean on quote "F*ck those n******?"

by GetRektCashGlaze November 5, 2021

Airline Peanuts

The kind of peanuts you get on airlines. Their deal remains unknown to this day.

What's the deal with airline peanuts?

by Vandelay Art May 20, 2010

airline beverage

From the old joke:

Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"

Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."

A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.

That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.

by Anon2 August 20, 2006

airline food

What's the deal with airline food?

Dude: What's the deal with airline food?
Dude 2: What's the deal with it?
Dude: I mean, just what's the deal with it?

by milkynipples November 27, 2019