sprechensidouche Share definition Flag A creepy German guy who speaks to Americans in a condescending effeminate voice. At the Art Gallery some "sprechensidouche" asked me if I wanted to touch his monkey. sprechensidouche by Fotofly November 26, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the sprechensidouche mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch