Fotofly's definitions

lint liquor

1. a shot of liquor taken from the belly button of an unkempt person.

Sarah was really drunk by the time she decided to take body shots off of Willy the biker. As she sucked the cheap tequila from his navel, she got a rude awakening when a soggy mass of "lint liquor" lodged in the back of her throat.

by Fotofly November 27, 2010

Californarcissism

1. inordinate fascination with oneself because one lives in the state of California (and a state of denial).

2. the mistaken belief that California is the center of the Universe, leading to an extremely cocky and obnoxious attitude toward people from everywhere else.

Dave, the porn movie producer, couldn't stop admiring his reflection in the review mirror while he was driving in his convertible. His Californarcissism was becoming dangerous, as he was constantly running people off the road.

by Fotofly December 2, 2010

pharmeffects

when pharmaceuticals produce side effects that are far worse than the affliction they supposedly are supposed to alleviate.

Moonesta, the sleep aid...Pharmeffects may include attraction to farm animals, cannibalism, zombie walk, uncontrollable drooling, anal bleeding, thoughts of suicide, and psychotic behavior. If death occurs, discontinue use.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Investmental

state of mind after losing one's life savings in the stock market and or real estate.

In 2008, I went "investmental" and shot a bunch of Hedge Fund Managers and Stock Brokers with a high powered rifle, it was quite therapeutic.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Republistruction

The obstruction of progress in nearly every sector of the Federal Government by Republican politicians who have been paid off by wealthy self-interest groups too misinform and otherwise block the advancement of our society.

Insurance Companies and Big Oil are two examples of wealthy self-interest groups who financially back the republistruction of the justice.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

ho-moaner

a prostitute that you fuck so hard and so good, she leaves her pimp and signs her house over to you.

guy 1: damn, nice house dude

guy 2: thanks, Roxanne signed it over to me this morning

guy 1: who is Roxanne?

guy 2: That hooker I picked up last night, turns out she WAS a "ho-moaner"

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

dotcomachameleon

1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.

2. a poseur

Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!

by Fotofly December 4, 2010