Definitions by Fotofly
Cockpittance
1.the ridiculously low salary that airline First Officers are paid.
2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.
2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.
1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).
2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.
2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.
Cockpittance by Fotofly November 26, 2010
Investmental
In 2008, I went "investmental" and shot a bunch of Hedge Fund Managers and Stock Brokers with a high powered rifle, it was quite therapeutic.
Investmental by Fotofly November 26, 2010
jersey sore
1. Herpes
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.
jersey sore by Fotofly November 26, 2010
mush hour
1. a situation where you find yourself behind two or more fat people walking really slow through a confined area with no way around them. Usually they are totally oblivious to the fact that anybody else exists.
Unfortunately, the all-you-can-eat buffet had just ended and the hallway was long, narrow, and jammed with 300lb lard asses. There was no was around them. I was stuck in "mush hour".
Mongolian Motorcoach
Mongolian Motorcoach by Fotofly November 26, 2010
Wildapriest
1. half priest, half beast, this horned mythological monster prays on the bones of children, while posing as a respectable member of society.
The Wildapriest reared it's ugly head and galloped off toward the elementary school with a hungry look in his eyes.
Wildapriest by Fotofly November 26, 2010
slaviation
Flying an aircraft for a company that keeps cutting benefits, safety programs, and salaries in order to give the top executives more money.
Captain Crunch was tired, but he climbed back in the cockpit for another flight. This was no longer fun or profitable. In fact, sometimes he suspected the maintenance wasn't really getting done. He decided to keep his head down and his mouth shut to avoid a beat down by management. The "slaviation" industry had broken his will to resist. The plane took off and exploded in mid-air thirty minutes later.
slaviation by Fotofly November 26, 2010