Fotofly's definitions

D-bagged

1. when a snarky flight attendant forcibly takes your carry on bag from you, because there is no room in the overhead compartment.

The oversold flight was crowded when I boarded the plane. When I got to my seat, there was no space for my bag in the overhead compartment. The ragged out flight attendant then "D-bagged" me an checked my luggage, which I never saw again.

by Fotofly November 27, 2010

sprechensidouche

A creepy German guy who speaks to Americans in a condescending effeminate voice.

At the Art Gallery some "sprechensidouche" asked me if I wanted to touch his monkey.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Shurpa

1. a man who carries his wife's purse, lipstick, keys, sunglasses, furniture, luggage, pianos, etc.

She really didn't want to carry a purse around all day, so she made her "shurpa" wear cargo pants, then she filled his pockets with her stuff.

by Fotofly November 29, 2010

Wildapriest

1. half priest, half beast, this horned mythological monster prays on the bones of children, while posing as a respectable member of society.

The Wildapriest reared it's ugly head and galloped off toward the elementary school with a hungry look in his eyes.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Repunzealot

1. a football player who thinks he is expressing his individuality by letting his long nasty hair hang out of his football helmet.

(see also)
repunzealous- to show enthusiasm for long hair hanging out of a football helmet.

When you play college football, there is a one in ten chance that you will become a Repunzealot and have long hair hanging out of your helmet.

by Fotofly December 4, 2010

chicken brothel

1. a chicken farm run by large American franchise restaurants that cram as many steroid fed chickens as possible into an unhealthy environment to increase their financial bottom line. These franchises have little or no regard for public health.

I ain't eating that shit bird from a chicken brothel, so don't go to KFC.

by fotofly December 5, 2010

wiki trickle

1. the leak of confidential information out of the U.S. federal government's data bases, that is subsequently leaked to the general public on wikipedia, making the government look foolish.

The clowns in the federal government still haven't stopped the wiki trickle. Too bad the information isn't interesting.

by Fotofly December 1, 2010