1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.
2. a poseur
2. a poseur
Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!
by Fotofly December 04, 2010
by Fotofly November 24, 2010
1. the ridiculous fashion trend where a guy sags his jeans down so low, that his ass hangs out.
2. a guy who leans his seat back while driving his car and drapes his wrist over the top of his steering wheel, usually while wearing a baseball cap sideways.
2. a guy who leans his seat back while driving his car and drapes his wrist over the top of his steering wheel, usually while wearing a baseball cap sideways.
Jimarcus was a real "douchesag", he walked to his Honda Civic with his boxers hanging out of his jeans. Then to complete the look, he reclined his seat, turned his hat sideways and drove off with his loud-ass exhaust pipe annoying everyone in the parking lot.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
1. inordinate fascination with oneself because one lives in the state of California (and a state of denial).
2. the mistaken belief that California is the center of the Universe, leading to an extremely cocky and obnoxious attitude toward people from everywhere else.
2. the mistaken belief that California is the center of the Universe, leading to an extremely cocky and obnoxious attitude toward people from everywhere else.
Dave, the porn movie producer, couldn't stop admiring his reflection in the review mirror while he was driving in his convertible. His Californarcissism was becoming dangerous, as he was constantly running people off the road.
by Fotofly November 30, 2010
1. a soothing elixir made of hot herbal tea, agave nectar, and Maker's Mark bourbon. Often used for sore throat relief as well as stress relief.
After a cold stressful day of working outside, I couldn't wait to get home and fix myself a tall hot Tourbon!
by Fotofly December 08, 2010
Sarah was really drunk by the time she decided to take body shots off of Willy the biker. As she sucked the cheap tequila from his navel, she got a rude awakening when a soggy mass of "lint liquor" lodged in the back of her throat.
by Fotofly November 25, 2010
1. a mob of brain dead teenagers lining up to see a Justin Beiber concert.
2. what most people say when Beiber's music comes on a nearby radio.
2. what most people say when Beiber's music comes on a nearby radio.
by Fotofly November 27, 2010