Fotofly's definitions

Wildapriest

1. half priest, half beast, this horned mythological monster prays on the bones of children, while posing as a respectable member of society.

The Wildapriest reared it's ugly head and galloped off toward the elementary school with a hungry look in his eyes.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Shurpa

1. a man who carries his wife's purse, lipstick, keys, sunglasses, furniture, luggage, pianos, etc.

She really didn't want to carry a purse around all day, so she made her "shurpa" wear cargo pants, then she filled his pockets with her stuff.

by Fotofly November 29, 2010

chicken brothel

1. a chicken farm run by large American franchise restaurants that cram as many steroid fed chickens as possible into an unhealthy environment to increase their financial bottom line. These franchises have little or no regard for public health.

I ain't eating that shit bird from a chicken brothel, so don't go to KFC.

by fotofly December 5, 2010

wiki trickle

1. the leak of confidential information out of the U.S. federal government's data bases, that is subsequently leaked to the general public on wikipedia, making the government look foolish.

The clowns in the federal government still haven't stopped the wiki trickle. Too bad the information isn't interesting.

by Fotofly December 1, 2010

Benadryl Dart

1. a small sharp arrow, shot through a blowgun into the neck of someones screaming child, delivering enough Benadryl into the bloodstream to put the child into a deep sleep for 8 hours.

On the redeye flight to Rome from Atlanta, we were seated behind a screaming three year old brat with oblivious parents. I rolled up my inflight magazine into a tight tube, loaded a "Benadryl Dart" from the handy travel package and pretended to cough into the tube. A perfect shot right in the jugular vein! Minutes later, everyone on the plane enjoyed the silence and drifted off into dreamland (including the pilots).

by Fotofly November 28, 2010

D-bagged

1. when a snarky flight attendant forcibly takes your carry on bag from you, because there is no room in the overhead compartment.

The oversold flight was crowded when I boarded the plane. When I got to my seat, there was no space for my bag in the overhead compartment. The ragged out flight attendant then "D-bagged" me an checked my luggage, which I never saw again.

by Fotofly November 27, 2010

lush hour

1. whenever women who work together decide they should go drinking together. Usually it is right after work and usually there are margaritas involved. It almost always ends in pregnancy, divorce, herpes, deportation and or D.U.I.

After the pheromone factory closed for the day, Tammy and her five female co-workers hooked up at Paco's Taco Shack in Houston to catch the "lush hour" specials. Twenty years later in a Mexican prison Tammy reflectedon that night, "yeah probably should have just gone home instead".

by Fotofly November 27, 2010