Hym "I'm sitting here, thinking to myself, and trying to reconcile Dr. Jeepjorp's position on Twitter. So, Twitter is insane because it doesn't follow the rules of a face to face interaction... Because, in a face to face interaction, the threat of violence would cause people to self-censor and prevent them from saying anything too offensive... But you don't have a right to not be offended... Self-censorship is bad... And using violence in response to words is wrong... And threats of violence are wrong... And if I'm more capable or willing to commit violence I have more of a right to say egregious things (in a might makes right sort of way) because I will 'win' the violent altercation... Hmm 🤔..... There's a lot to unpack there... I might run out of characters... Well, let's see... It sounds like he's trying to reconcile my family's dialect with the behavior of the broader community... Which is hilarious! But you're an idiot. That's not how that works. But that's the second time he's said that (and I'm paraphrasing) 'If your family has a dialect that's incongruent with the collective language then you're insane'... Shit, ok, so how do we define 'insane?' Well, we could take Merriam Webster and say 'Not normal or healthy in mind.' Sure. But what constitutes normal? You know what? I'm running out of space. Ok, hold on, this is going to take a minute... Just... Just gimme a sec, hold on...." 🤔☝️

person: I'm so cool there's no way someone has used nmklopvbhjuixcfgtyzsderaqw before!
me: I'm gonna stop you right there

My alter ego and I are gonna stay in tonight and get aquainted with Jenna Jameson's new movie.

"Damn who is that dime over there?"
"She's Auqafina"

Hym “Because he doesn’t like the thing that he becomes if he answers it. That’s clearly were the left goes too far. Reconfiguring words so that you don’t have to be the thing that you clearly are. Reconfigure the definition so you don’t have to consider yourself charlatan. Reconfigure the words so she isn’t a retard molester. Because getting slutted out by a cripple behind your fiancé’s back is like Romeo and Juliet. Calling into question the definition of words is your entire shtick! Time is up by the way and I remain unconvinced. You have selected punishment. Congratulations!”

Girl- “Dude did you see the way Jacob just kicked that girl in the face because she looked at him?”

Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”

I love jacob😍