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cubic hair 

kyoo-bik hair When someone (male or female) has a ton of big, coarse, pubic hair. A 'cubic' foot of pubic hair. Also known as CUBES. noun.
Shit bleed. That honky muff last night had madd cubic hair. I had to ask for directions to just find my way out!
Someone who leaves friends hanging without notice
Hey where’s Chris? Oh he darkoed after all the spicy rum
Darkoed by Stowee September 8, 2018

Dirty Bowen 

"I thought he was a little full of himself during sex but then I found out he was just a Dirty Bowen."
Dirty Bowen by BobearBrat September 8, 2021
The pseudonym for viruses for Apple computers and devices since "Macs can't get viruses"
Bill: My Mac got a virus!

Steve: No, that's just Macware. Don't worry about it.
Macware by Rihanyce October 25, 2010

slapping the ham 

To masturbate continually for hours upon end.
Danny is known for slapping the ham.

banhammer 

Banhammers are fearsome weapons wielded by the Admins, a race of genetically enhanced people who have been created to serve and to protect online communities from the evil that fills the internet. The Banhammers are mighty weapons, and must be used carefully, as whoever holds one of these weapons have power over the accounts of all others. Also known as the Faggot Banisher, the ATYO (annoying twelve-year old) Destroyer, and the Retard Bane.
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Q: wtf i cant log in!?
A: May the power of the Banhammer compel you!
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Q: wtf you ******s a****** k******* !!! you **** ****ing *****
A: *smashes with banhammer*
banhammer by n0o0o0o0o August 18, 2006
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