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A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner
ex. “Puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy” - Future
zootiez by sean wilson April 28, 2022
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Puffin on zootiez 

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.
“Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future
Phencyclidine - aka PCP or "Angel Dust". Can be used to refer to other types of drugs, particularly when used as an adjective (eg "I was zooted last night...") but in NYC at least traditionally meant PCP.
"Jones is wigged - been smoking that zootie all day...."
zootie by VerbalGimp January 6, 2008
The outfit that rowers wear. A one piece, tight fitting suit, that looks like they are wearing bike shorts and a singlet top. They are tight fitting to allow rowers to move without restriction or catching their clothing on anything. You will often hear rowers comment/complain of a zootie-tan. Can also be refered to as a zoot-suit or a uni.
"Look at that rower's zootie, you can see every muscle bulging!"
Zootie by Anbags February 12, 2010
A term that represents sending love.

A gesture of affection that consists of hands gently bouncing through the air from your heart to another’s heart and saying the words “zoot, zoot, zoot”!

A way to show your appreciation to others. More powerful and more special than zoots.

Commonly used at the end of a letter, message or conversation.

A way to teach children how to send love to others.

A 'secret' code in families to show someone you love them.

Developed by Amanda Gore in her book "The Gospel of Joy" (now called "Joy is an Inside Job") and "The Gift of Gratitude"
"Thank you so much for your encouragement, it means a lot to me. Zooties!" or
"I hope that things are working out for you - zooties!"
Zooties by The Joy Project May 5, 2013
pass the zootie
zootie by AC February 2, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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