Zwoogie

To crap so much that it shoots you up and you catch air and partial hang time.

I haven't crapped in a few days, and I am afraid if I do I might Zwoogie!

Zwoogie by Wagony WigWag July 6, 2011

zoogie 

another word for a zoot/spliff/joint. Good word to be used when trying to be discrete about the fact that your talkin about cannobis.

"oi man pass the zoogie before i deck you in our face you pussy"
"oi cuz you got any zoogies?"

zoogie by Lord Sinista October 29, 2005

zoogie 

Inserting your finger, or any other other object into someones butthole when they bend over. Zoogies can be unexpected or highly anticipated. Twist motions are optional.

Fitzgerald is such a pussy...let's give him an atomic zoogie!

zoogie by ZoogieMaster3000 December 13, 2010

zwootie 

cool kid

dude zwootie is so swag

zwootie by avian flu April 29, 2021