Zwoogie

To crap so much that it shoots you up and you catch air and partial hang time.

I haven't crapped in a few days, and I am afraid if I do I might Zwoogie!

Zwoogie by Wagony WigWag July 6, 2011

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zoogie

another word for a zoot/spliff/joint. Good word to be used when trying to be discrete about the fact that your talkin about cannobis.

"oi man pass the zoogie before i deck you in our face you pussy"
"oi cuz you got any zoogies?"

zoogie by Lord Sinista October 29, 2005

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Zwoogie • zoogie • zwootie

zoogie

Inserting your finger, or any other other object into someones butthole when they bend over. Zoogies can be unexpected or highly anticipated. Twist motions are optional.

Fitzgerald is such a pussy...let's give him an atomic zoogie!

zoogie by ZoogieMaster3000 December 13, 2010

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zwootie

cool kid

dude zwootie is so swag

zwootie by avian flu April 29, 2021

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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