rower

rowers: a group of people who voluntarily go outside at 5:30 am to practice. They row through sun, rain, snow, and 12 degree weather. They carry their $30,000 boats over their heads down slippery docks with a serious lack of traction. Clothing articles of choice are spandex,sweatpants, and more spandex, which is good for showing off their super hot, super huge quad muscles. They have been known to spend 12-14 hours on a bus together to travel to races in horrible weather. For 6 weeks during winter training, these deranged athletes ravage and ruin their bodies on ergs (read: the rowing machines you incorrectly use at the gym) for the satisfaction of seeing a good time on their screen. They can jump on waist-high boxes on one leg, run faster than you, and they can probably bench press your body weight. While they normally have a lame to nonexistent social life, they completely shut down during coach-induced dry season. This is the life of a rower.

come to any race where you can find the lovely ladies of West Virginia University

by erin mclaughlin...co-authored by katie baylor May 13, 2005

rower

rower- one who rows. a.k.a., one who competes in the sport of crew. More often than not, rowers do not fit into a pre-defined social category, but, in stead, prefer each other's company and don't put too much effort into outward appearance. Exceptions to this rule occur when rowing when the ugliest clothes available are always in fashion. Ever rower knows, however, that the ultimate fashion statement is embodied in an article of National Team Gear, which only the best rowers in the country can earn. Concentrations of rowers can be found, yet are not limited to New England, Philadelphia, Detroit, and the Pacific Coast. Rowers are usually really good guys.

2003 Princeton Heavyweight Freshman were a group of really good rowers. Four of them have been on a national team.

by Jeff July 26, 2004

rower

one who competes in crew

the greatest sport ever

"Coach DelVeccio and all at Fairfax Crew kick ass"

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003

rower goer

Derogatory. The rowing term for jock.

Carmel: Hey Polly Swann, coming to the party tonight?
Polly Swann: No way scheme. I'm a going for some rowing.
Carmel: Rower goer.

by pangman August 31, 2019

Tryhard Rower

A tryhard rower is a idiot that is too stupid to do anything related to academics so they have to join a sport that requires zero thinking processes and wave their arms around and flex their none existent muscles infront of all the intelligent human beings. Common names for tryhard rowers are: Ewan, Riley, Dylan, Braden, Martin and Nick. Tryhard Rowers also likes to eat bad pasta and drink badly mixed power drinks at the rowing races.

Oh Nick is being a tryhard Rower, he is getting teary and mad because we are not trying hard enough.

by killerkermit04 February 17, 2019

The Nude Boat Rower

A sex position where the female lays on the bed, legs apart, as the man thrusts in while moving his arms together to the side while alternating left and right in a rowing motion which makes him look like a naked boat rower.

"Jhonny pulled the Nude Boat Rower and I felt like we were on the ocean last night!"

by LordOfTheThings January 2, 2015

boner rower

the act in a threesome where the girl takes two dicks in her hands and pretends to row with them

My girlfriend is such a boner rower, she rowed the shit out of me and tom.

by thatguy11 February 11, 2009