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I can't zwoe her.
zwoe by TheZwoeler August 14, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
A dutch word. It defines the art of looking like you're incredibly sexy.
*DUTCH*
Kijk deze foto! Hij kijkt echt zwoel!

*ENGLISH*
Look at this picture! He looks really zwoel!
Zwoel by SokyBoxo February 22, 2015
Related Words
Zwoel zwoe Zwoeber Zwoela Zwoepert

Zwoepert 

A piece of skin, generated by a very fat body, which became very skinny, so only the skin remaines. It is also very sweaty, eg dutch "zweterig", thats why it starts with zw.
The "oepert" part of the word is a abbreviation of the dutch word "poepert", which refers to the anus and buttocks area.
With this Zwoepert, one can swaffel objects.
Cecilia has a huge zwoepert. She always swaffelt everyone and everything with it.
Zwoepert by zwoeperteer January 12, 2010
The move you make to exit an awkward situation, after saying something really embarrassing.
"I told her I fucked her mom, and then zwoela'd my way out of there."
Zwoela by Garnaal May 22, 2015
When your Dutch girl got tiny hands but it doesn't matter because her personality and body sexy as fuck
Hey girl, what are Thoseeee!! And why is it making me Zwoel
Zwoel by DaddyZwoel July 14, 2020
Een zwoeber is een jonge kerel, gast of knaap, maar dan in negatieve zin: iemand die zich vervelend gedraagt en een echt “punchable” gezicht.
Kijk hem lopen dan… Echt een zwoeber!
Zwoeber by Jeppiedepeppie June 26, 2024
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