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Zitch 

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a female penguin, also used as a derogatory term. like bitch is a female dog and also a derogatory term.
Chris - "zitch!!"
Lindsey - "whats a zitch?"
Chris - "a female peguin"
Lindsey - "oh i get it. kinda like bitch"
Chris - "yeah!"
Lindsey - "like man she is such a Zitch!"
Chris - "you got it!"
Zitch by Lindsosaurusrex!! August 18, 2009
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Zitch 

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The definition of a Zitch is generally used in terms of weak or inferior. A weak man or a foolish or weak move. If someone punches someone in the groin in a fight or cheats at a game those would be Zitch moves.

When talking about a weak man or frail man it would be considered a zitchboy.
You are a 25 year old man and you only weigh 95 pounds and cant [even lift a pencil you are a zitchboy.

You played me at a video game and kept doing an uppercut and it was a cheapshot. That was a really bad zitch move.
Zitch by sam kinison September 7, 2010

zitch 

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1. Term you use when your ballz itch really badly and you gotta scratch them to hell. Also see Litch, kitch and sitch
I am sorry but I have major zitch right now and I gotta scratch it
zitch by Itchy fuck October 5, 2004

Zitch 

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(noun) A painful feeling on the bottoms of your feet.
God, I've been walking around so long, that I've gotten a zitch.
Zitch by ARDYAYE December 9, 2008

Zitch

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Unhappy zero; when you are losing your ass in a game and you have nothing
Rosebud is losing in the game Penny Drop. She was overserved . “I’m such a loser. I have zitch.”
Zitch by anonymous April 4, 2026

zitch and bitch 

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to paint ur nails matching colors with someone else and bitch
her: what r u doing rhis weekend? do u wanna netflix and chill?

me: no, im going to zitch and bitch!! do u want to join??
zitch and bitch by womenfucker September 26, 2021
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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