zitch

1. Term you use when your ballz itch really badly and you gotta scratch them to hell. Also see Litch, kitch and sitch

I am sorry but I have major zitch right now and I gotta scratch it

by Itchy fuck October 5, 2004

Zitch

Being a little bitch

Andrew was being a zitch when we were playing turtles in fortnite.

by Bignick2930 April 29, 2019

Zitch

a female penguin, also used as a derogatory term. like bitch is a female dog and also a derogatory term.

Chris - "zitch!!"
Lindsey - "whats a zitch?"
Chris - "a female peguin"
Lindsey - "oh i get it. kinda like bitch"
Chris - "yeah!"
Lindsey - "like man she is such a Zitch!"
Chris - "you got it!"

by Lindsosaurusrex!! August 18, 2009

Zitch

The definition of a Zitch is generally used in terms of weak or inferior. A weak man or a foolish or weak move. If someone punches someone in the groin in a fight or cheats at a game those would be Zitch moves.

When talking about a weak man or frail man it would be considered a zitchboy.

You are a 25 year old man and you only weigh 95 pounds and cant even lift a pencil you are a zitchboy.

You played me at a video game and kept doing an uppercut and it was a cheapshot. That was a really bad zitch move.

by sam kinison September 7, 2010

Zitch

(noun) A painful feeling on the bottoms of your feet.

God, I've been walking around so long, that I've gotten a zitch.

by ARDYAYE December 9, 2008

bee-I-zitch

Used instead of the more vulgar bitch, for describing a really unpleasant woman,when your listeners include people ( like your Mom ) who would be appalled at such language. Acceptable in even the most curse averse groups.

That teacher is such a bee-I-zitch! She drives me crazy!

She shouldn't act like such a bee-I-zitch! She knows it was an

accident.

by gulsh June 3, 2010

zitch and bitch

to paint ur nails matching colors with someone else and bitch

her: what r u doing rhis weekend? do u wanna netflix and chill?

me: no, im going to zitch and bitch!! do u want to join??

by womenfucker September 26, 2021