Zatch 

Webmaster of the internet. Ruler of the interwebs as a whole. Geeks pray to him for good fortune before embarking on technological crusades.

Oh mighty Zatch here my cry! Grant your blessings on this computer build! May my processor be quick and strong!

Zatch by Follower of the almighty Zatch February 20, 2009

Zatch 

Female genitalia; also used in reference to women (‘zatches’); used as a slang term for ‘snatch’ — similar to the development of ‘zaddy’ from the original ‘daddy’

I was hanging out with my girlfriend, and she told me her zatch is itchy.

Zatch by FerdinandTheSea February 9, 2022

Zatch 

The ultimate experience by zach. Zatch is latin for ‘zacchus truck’. Zacchus trucks are invented in prague by drunk gelled hair individuals. Saying Zatch five times fast is a sin.

My experience was zatched at a blink of an eye

Zatch by Hunkles June 18, 2018

Zatch 

short for bitch, beotch, biznatch, etc; a female; etc

Let's go get some 'zatchs dood!

Zatch by Richard Puss March 28, 2003

Zatch 

Zatch is another word for a broad or female. Derived from the original name BIZATCH.

Gonepostal :Lets urinate on this zatches carpet

Gurbob : rgr that

Zatch by Gonepostal May 2, 2005

Zatch 

The combination between batting and snatching someone up.

I’ll really zatch that hoe girl she agg asf

Zatch by Fearless195643 September 1, 2019

To Zatch 

To respond with a comment that is intended to be witty but is not perceived that way because of overuse or because it makes no sense.

To Zatch:
Person 1: (after reading a long stupid group chat) "What did I just read?"
Person 2: (Zatching) "Words Probably"

To Zatch by MT812 November 2, 2020