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The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush of foamy beer. Poor zenking results in broken or chipped bottles, zero gush of foam, and no cool points.
Johnson ran around the bar zenking people all night long. He was finally kicked out after he zenked the owner and broke his bottle.
zenking by A. Baldwin August 4, 2007
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zunkins are zonuts and dunkins conbined! they might be toxic to protect themselves or charli/zoe!some are really nice! in my opinion i think the fandoms are nice in the inside if you respect them! ily zunkins 🥺
people:who are they?
zunkins:we stan zoe and charli!
Zunkins by .stitchzoe1 April 16, 2020
Wrapping a zucchini in glad wrap n shoving it up ur vagina.
While i was cooking dinner i did a zukiner.
zukiner by Pappa Joe January 9, 2005
Merge of "Zoom" + "Drinking". Due to Shelter in Place ordinance amongst the COVID-19 crisis, a new norm of socializing - drinking at home while logged into a Zoom (online conferencing platform) session with other folks, cameras on and beverages in hand.
WFH all day had to have a Happy Hour zinking with all my friends.
Zinking by Tx.flip April 1, 2020

evil zukin 

An odd looking DDR character. She is supposed to look like a devil, but that creepy face of hers throws you off. On DDR: 3rd mix, she has some skin color. But notice on DDRMax 2, she lacks skin color completely (she is totally white with a ting of gray).
Also, on DDR Extreme, she looks totally different....almost like a normal person. Wow! She has no fingers, so she probably has no toes either.
evil zukin: I just put Janet on my 'to kill' list. Too bad it's so long...
evil zukin by wakalakalover45 March 21, 2005
Going crazy, stupid
Kid: I just think I won a million dollars.
Guy: Um, brah your zankin.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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