A stupid rapper. If you buy anything related to 50 Cent, you are sucking corporate dick. He sucks
ass, and those who hate him are cleary educated
and of sound mind.
(50 Cent doing a rap)
someone in audinece: you suck!
rest of audience: YEAH!
(riots, destruction, 50 Cent is sued and sentenced to death.)
The fantasy I hope comes true!
MEN: to slowly (or quickly) rub your penis until white stuff appears. Feels really good.
WOMEN: to rub your vagina or clitoris.
You can use dildos and vibrators, too.
Takes longer than men
Do it in private, please!
something involving the mouth
In sex ed, I gave an oral speech about oral sex. Too bad I couldn't give a demonstration, then I would have gotten an A+.
breasts. plain and simple (not really).
take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!
Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)
big thingy on your face used for...
3. other disturbing things
pulling nose hairs is quite painful
THE worst class ever.
We know how to speak english, dammit!
A song made by Jenny ROM and The Zippers (no, not zippers on your pants). It is quite adorable and spirit-lifting.
happiness...see, doesn't that tickle your heart?