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Joel Zumaya
The hardest throwing pitcher in baseball history. Plays for the Detroit Tigers. Possible closer in 2009-2010 season. Often lasered throwing the ball at 103 mph. His fastest recorded is 104.8 mph Known for his infamous injuries which include playing Guitar hero, and helping move boxes in his parents attic because of the Californian wildfires
Joel Zumaya by MikeLCoriasso February 22, 2009
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zumaina
The name "Zumaina" means "precious pearl" and the people with this name may come of very mature at first but deep down they have a very childlike heart. Like a clam makes a pearl with much care and patience a Zumaina should be brought up just like that. They might get hurt easily. Just like their name's meaning they are precious and fragile. They must always be handled with care. Zumainas are one of the most beautiful beings. And once a boy falls for her, its over for him. They make the most loyal of friends. But overthinking sometimes gets the best of them. So if you have a zumaina in your life keep them as close to your heart as possible and treat them like the princess that they are.
Mathew Zumaya
Mathew Zumaya by Blilly bong November 24, 2019
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