zootedw 

has massive penis

girl: zootedw?
*gets cock slapped*
zootedw: sorry didn’t see you there 😎

zootedw by Yacob Yaceves October 27, 2020

Zooted 

When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016

Zooted 

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017

Zooted 

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

refer to top

Zooted by tom January 12, 2004

Zooted 

Meaning : High , drunk , mostly weed high

Mauricio Santos was zooted in class. Hailey Orona was zooted in her tiktok video.

Zooted by Mauricio Santos November 17, 2018

zooted and booted 

play on 'suited and booted' meaning dressed up and ready for it. hence 'zooted and booted' means stoned and ready for it.

- 'are you ready?'

- 'aye 100% zooted and booted.'

zooted and booted by annakousagi October 14, 2014

zooted 

to be just so fucked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.

Nigga im so zooted right....now...uhhh

zooted by Kavoen November 5, 2006