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A human/animal relationship.
1) A human who is sexually attracted to a non humane species.
2) Someone who has sexual intercourse with an animal that is not their kind.
3) A human who is in love with an animal of a different species.
4) A fuck up.
5) A funny insult.
6) Something to encourage small children to admit to being.
7) Somebody who is aroused by other animals of other kinds.
8) Somebody who can't get a man/woman so turns to horse cock.
9) Somebody who goes out with another person, just to get close to their dog.
10) Someone who looks at animal pornography.
11) A form of paraphilia.
"Katie left her husband and he became so desperate for pussy that he turned to zooaphilia".
"You fucking zooaphile, go and screw your dog."
zooaphile by Xx Gemma xX July 28, 2005
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Zoophilia 

Sexual attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.
Ignorant Individual: “Being a furry = zoophilia!”
Normal Person: “Furries are attracted to fictional human animals...”
Zoophilia by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021

Zoophilia 

Sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is zoophilia!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
Zoophilia by semennachos February 14, 2021
zoophiles should rot in hell #savetheanimals
Zoophile by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021
Absolute scum of the Earth.

Someone who has sexual relations with an animal.

Not deserving of any type of love.
Steve, 'Zoophiles should throw themselves infront of a moving bus!'

Stan, 'I agree!'
Zoophile by Dear boi November 28, 2021
A fucking disgrace to the human world, and they should exist, at all, they should rot in hell. Fucking weirdos...
Son: hey dad..
Dad:yes son?
Son: I'm in the LGBTQ...
Dad: that's ok!
Son: I'm a Zoophile
Dad: 🥛🏃
Zoophile by Kill Zoophiles February 14, 2022
A person who has sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).
Ignorant Individual: “Furries are zoophiles!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
Zoophile by semennachos February 14, 2021
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