zootaphile
Ashley was a keen zootaphile and very much enjoyed trying to shag the animalia characters at Disneyland.
zootaphile by Andrew / Auckland July 21, 2005
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Zoophile
A fucking disgrace to the human world, and they should exist, at all, they should rot in hell. Fucking weirdos...
Zoophile by Kill Zoophiles February 14, 2022
Zoophile
A person who has sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).
Ignorant Individual: “Furries are zoophiles!”
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
Zoophile by semennachos February 14, 2021
Zoophile
Anyone who has sexual/romantic attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.
Ignorant Individual: “Furries are zoophiles!”
Normal Person: “Actually furries are attracted to fictional, human animals....”
Normal Person: “Actually furries are attracted to fictional, human animals....”
Zoophile by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021
Zoophile
Mfs so desperate for love that they rely on non consenting animals for pleasure since they cant get any bitches, disgusting scum of the earth.
#arrestallzoophiles
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