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liberal zombie 

Anyone in the general public who votes for a democrat.
The mindless liberal zombies elected democrats who then enslaved and ruled over them.
liberal zombie by BWM,VA June 1, 2014

Zombie-Proofing 

1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.

2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
I'm Zombie-Proofing the basement by installing glass block windows.
Zombie-Proofing by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013

Russian Propaganda Zombies 

Russia as a nation is the archetype of victims of propaganda, althought they are definitely collectively responsible for their second-rate Hitler, a.k.a. Vladolf Putler and his lust for the new Lebensraum. They're particularly prone to adopt all kind of isms and not least due to their slavish nature, meaning subjugated, ignorant herd souls. First they were enslaved by the Mongols, then they were serfs and eventually they became guinea pigs of the Marx's utopian society experiment. So these tools have found a new religion, again, and today they are jingoistic Putler followers that have ruined their future by following this delusional little man who started a large-scale offensive war against a sovereign country.

Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.
It takes some time for the phlegmatic Russian propaganda zombies until they realize their megalomaniac little man has tricked them cause of his obsession, but sooner or later it will happen.

phone zombie

A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.
Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious
phone zombie by jkkstyle June 13, 2013

zombieking 

Proof that hordes of mindless zombies in need of brains really do exist.
The zombie populations true numbers were exposed when they all came out of hiding to support the zombieking.
zombieking by jpg3 November 3, 2011
When someone you dated, had a one night stand with, or was a fwb that ghosted you and comes back later.
Becky, I just got zombied by that guy I banged from Baja Sharkeez a year ago!
Zombied by Ondanan March 18, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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