zomgee 

A variation of the term OMG, (meaning "Oh my God") mostly used in online games. Literally pronounced like saying omg, just with a Z in front

Zomgee! i I just got pwned by that guy!

zomgee by Bowrogg August 3, 2007

zomgie 

A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.

If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).

Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.

DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie now.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet.

zomgie by FromTheInternet July 4, 2008

zomgerofl 

Like omgerofl, only much, much worse. Predominantly used by idiots and ironists of the highest calibre.

"You just shat your pants? Zomgerofl!"
"Zomgerofl? What does the Z stand for?"
"Who knows? What COULD it stand for?!"

zomgerofl by Jimmy Marx January 14, 2008

zomgies 

Like zombies, but with more "zomg"

OH NO, ZOMGIES! *Shotguns*

zomgies by lollerallah June 11, 2006

Zombee-jay 

Taken from Dead Rising 2, when a female zombie (usually a former stripper or prostitute) starts biting you on her knees. Yes, like that. You have to wiggle your analog stick (shut up) to get away.

Me: That crazy hobo chick totally tried to give me a zombee-jay!

You: What did you do?

Me: Threw her off, then threw a football covered in grenades at her.

Zombee-jay by ShadowDialga November 14, 2011

Zombee 

A zombee is your typical meathead douchebag: fat, out of shape, unemployed (or employed in a completely dead-end job), and dumb. Zombees like to fantasize that they are, or were at one time, important. They play this fantasy out via a "tough guy" routine on the web.

Zombees like to troll, scream obscenities, instigate screeds and generally act like antisocial asswipes, all behind the anonymity of the internet. They make self-negating claims like "I'm not bragging, but I was special forces. I was in Iraq, before we were in Iraq". When faced with their own inadequacies, Zombees resort to namecalling in a particularly unwitty fashion.

Zombees often have anger management issues, and are prime candidates for domestic violence and sociopathic behavior.

Avoid that guy, he's a real zombee.
I'm pretty sure he's a 15 year old zombee who reads too many Clancy novels.
Wow. That zombee needs a time-out.

Zombee by Piquin de Toro Wim Lago July 24, 2008

ZOMGIE 

Someone who overuses the phrase ZOMG to the extent of which that their behavior seems very mindless, like that of a zombie.

Occult: ZOMG!!!1 FFXIII is AMAZING! ZOMG!!!1
Manji_Ninja: ZOMG ANO!!!1
GeneralRicePatty: Oh great, this forum has an infestation of Zomgies...

ZOMGIE by Jessie Tompkins/Robert Hamilton January 11, 2009