zlotty

One who's fart smells of dick
or
Diarrhea with cum in it

Often said in a Gay Bar "who ripped a zlotty?"
Gary (after sex) "ohh Allen your ass was so firm tonight, have you been working out?"
Allen "Oh my Gary, no time for cuddling, i've got to go take a zlotty"

by joneRules February 20, 2003

zlotty

Something girls/boys refer to as a standard when their boyfriends show up less than equipped for the situation.

Matt's girlfriend was less than impressed by his 2 inch wonder. She wished he had a zlotty.
Hoping to suck on a zlotty for so long, Matt's boyfriend left him for a dildo

by Joner February 21, 2003

Zlotted

Adjective meaning to make irrational and generally bad decisions while drunk.

So yesterday I got zlotted and went to work drunk.

by myckus94 December 29, 2011

zootty

good looking, suave, handsome, dashing

you are looking rather zootty today

by PI_R May 28, 2009

zotty

zy + Scotty

an amazing ship name.
a very kinky relationship

wow i wish we were like zotty :(

by satan🤑🤑 August 3, 2017

Zlotys

Just another term for money.

Niggas worried about these bitches but I'm concerned with my zlotys.

Aye I'm 'finna go to the store, let me get some zloty.

by ChangeSlang May 2, 2019

zloty

a zloty is a reall shit blow job

hey give me a zloty

by the big man 444555 December 1, 2010