joneRules's definitions

zlotty

One who's fart smells of dick
or
Diarrhea with cum in it

Often said in a Gay Bar "who ripped a zlotty?"
Gary (after sex) "ohh Allen your ass was so firm tonight, have you been working out?"
Allen "Oh my Gary, no time for cuddling, i've got to go take a zlotty"

by joneRules February 20, 2003