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Zoopals
I will not cease my fight for zoopals, they always looked out for us and now they are not being manufactured anymore and we need to stand for what we belive in and lead a march that will revive the peoples trust in zoopals, they never gave up on us so now its our turn to not turn our backs on the pals that helped raise us, I will not back down from this oppression, but rather rise up and match it with equal vigor and fire, for zoopals are the fundamentals to our youth and we must not be too quick to forsake our first pals. We cannot let this generation live without seeing the tender smiles of our long lost friends. We stand, we fight, we breathe for zoopals. In my younger years meal time would be a fun joyus ocassion witch made eating my vegetables fun and easy, now we just walk or rather drive around shoving filth into our mouths on a need for necessity, rather than health and nutrition, we must bring these blessed plates from the brink of extinction and revive them in the hearts of our youth and reawaken the pure joy thatnis zoopals, to all of you naysayers, think about our children how you feed them fast food just to shut them up and they live lives fueld on shugar and prossesed foods rather than the bounty that mother earth has bestoed upon us, zoopals make feeding children easy and fun. I will mot cease my desire and my will to bring zoopals back into curculation, STAND WITH ME MY BROTHERS AND FIGHT FOR ZOOPALS!!!!
Zoopals by Emiliano robinson August 29, 2019
Zoophilia
Sexual attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.
Ignorant Individual: “Being a furry = zoophilia!”
Normal Person: “Furries are attracted to fictional human animals...”
Normal Person: “Furries are attracted to fictional human animals...”
Zoophilia by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021
Zoophilia
Sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is zoophilia!”
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
Zoophilia by semennachos February 14, 2021
Zoophile
Zoophile by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021
Loop Zoop
A Loop Zoop is when you are either drunk, high, or just lost your wisdom teeth and you want to listen to a band, only to find you typed in something outrageous.
Ex: Led Zeppelin = Loop Zoop
Queen = Queer
This was originally coined by a greentext story where a user lost his wisdom teeth and wanted to listen to Led Zeppelin only to find Loop Zoop in his browser history.
Ex: Led Zeppelin = Loop Zoop
Queen = Queer
This was originally coined by a greentext story where a user lost his wisdom teeth and wanted to listen to Led Zeppelin only to find Loop Zoop in his browser history.
Anon:
>go to delete browsing history like I usually do
>"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~ 25 times
>thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"
>go to delete browsing history like I usually do
>"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~ 25 times
>thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"
Loop Zoop by ABeautifulRanger January 6, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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