zooping 

Clandestine web surfing on a mobile device while at work. Normally done at one's work station under the level of the desk. Descriptive of the top to bottom finger swipe motion commonly seen on touch screen devices when scrolling through web pages.

Dude, my boss busted me zooping at my desk. At least I got my email, party time!

zooping by Rottenbastard June 2, 2012

Zooping 

The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."

After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.

Zooping by Tyroil Smoochie Wallace April 3, 2013

Zooping 

Shitting while on a video conference call.

I had a long call with the marketing team yesterday and I'm pretty sure Sandra was zooping the whole time.

Zooping by Lynn_Terry April 3, 2020

Zooping 

The art of doing an infinitesimally small amount of work. Then rewarding yourself for achieving a Herculean task. ( typically manifests as a break )

Quit zooping and get back to work!

Zooping by ashmokhberi March 15, 2012

Zooping 

Zooping is the act in which an individual activly shits themselves while ziplining . The most common form of Zooping is achieved after a long night of drinking without thinking about the fact that you will be hanging on a wire 80 feet in the air flying from tree to tree the next day.

Lady: "Here he comes! He is going fast! What is that brown liquid pouring out of his shorts?"
Man: "Wow, Jason is Zooping all the way across the zipline, he is disgusting"

Zooping by Lezteog April 3, 2017

Zooping 

the action of masturbating until the bed around you is filled with sweat and bodily fluid, similar to gooning or edging!

dude I was up all night Zooping it!

Zooping by ryojifan August 8, 2024

Zoolinga 

A Northern California term used to describe a person, specifically a women as being awesome or cool.

That girl from Berkeley is zoolinga!

Zoolinga by lostinberkeley August 31, 2010