Blemishes formed on a man or woman's face after receiving a cum facial. These zits are believed to be caused by individual sperms getting trapped in the pores looking for something to impregnate. :( poor lil guys.
Betty/Bill, you should get some clearasil for those sperm zits I gave you last night.
abnormally large breasts. Usually at least a C-cup or larger, however, this is based upon the size of the girls frame. You are drawn to Fat Zits, they beckon you to play with them.
When I saw her Fat Zits shaking around I came in my pants. I only date girls who have Fat Zits! Those Fat Zits were bought and paid for. I want to wrap her Fat Zits around my flag pole!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.