Zip Lock
Zip Lock by Eric Matthew July 15, 2010
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Zip-Lock Pussy
A Zip-Lock Pussy is when a woman's vagina lips stick together and you have to pull them apart like a Zip-loc bag to separate them and have sex.
Zip-Lock Pussy by ebghjebb October 5, 2016
zip lock bag
zip lock bag by GKJJJ January 30, 2006
zip lock bag
The epitome of all that is weak and most certainly does not keep it fresh. Per common knowledge, a zip lock lock bag looks useful but only really keeps things fresh for a matter of minutes and serves an extremely limited purpose, and this jive ass turkey is no different.
guy 1: "You see Clyde over there, he really brings nothing to the table."
guy 2: "Yeah he's a zip lock bag if I've ever seen one."
guy 1: "word"
or
"That zip lock bag kept my fruit fresh for like 2 hours. These strawberries look like they fucked Eli Whitney's cotton gin. F zip lock bags bro."
guy 2: "Yeah he's a zip lock bag if I've ever seen one."
guy 1: "word"
or
"That zip lock bag kept my fruit fresh for like 2 hours. These strawberries look like they fucked Eli Whitney's cotton gin. F zip lock bags bro."
zip lock bag by The Earthquakes March 11, 2012
zip it lock it put it in your pocket
zip it lock it put it in your pocket by Pen farmer May 30, 2024
zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit
be quiet
zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit by xdr5t3evq3q December 4, 2023
ziplocked
"That nukka Tame One is ziplocked to death."
JaMarcus "How's dem trees?"
Keith "They ziplocked, bro."
JaMarcus "How's dem trees?"
Keith "They ziplocked, bro."
ziplocked by manormonkey? November 27, 2009
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