ziplocked

fresh

"That nukka Tame One is ziplocked to death."
JaMarcus "How's dem trees?"
Keith "They ziplocked, bro."

by manormonkey? November 27, 2009

ziplocked

Really cool; very airtight. Interchangeable with vacuum sealed
See drafty, mesh, locked

That phone is ziplocked

by Tylerton May 10, 2014

ziplocked

The act of putting a ziplog bag over your finger and fingering your ass or someone else's ass. The ziplog bag is used so your finger doesn't smell like ass.

My friend and I were having phone sex last night and he totally ziplocked himself while I was talking to him.

by mandymanjuice February 24, 2009

Liplocked Gridlock

When traffic is stalled at a signal because people in the first car are too busy kissing to notice that the light ahs changed.

The people in the car in front of us was kissing at a stoplight and didn't notice that the light was green which caused a Liplocked Gridlock.

by sharky79 March 23, 2010

Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs

G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock

by Mlight69 August 25, 2009

ziplicker

Alternative word for spaz, spakka, retard, spastic. e.t.c
(licks zip/zipper)

"You are such a ziplicker sometimes."

"Ergh he acted like such a ziplicker."

by me103 August 28, 2007

ziplock

a ziplock is slang for a body bag.

put him in a ziplock

by ruthless187 April 29, 2005