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ziplocked 

Really cool; very airtight. Interchangeable with vacuum sealed
See drafty, mesh, locked
That phone is ziplocked
ziplocked by Tylerton May 10, 2014

ziplocked 

The act of putting a ziplog bag over your finger and fingering your ass or someone else's ass. The ziplog bag is used so your finger doesn't smell like ass.
My friend and I were having phone sex last night and he totally ziplocked himself while I was talking to him.
ziplocked by mandymanjuice February 24, 2009

Liplocked Gridlock 

When traffic is stalled at a signal because people in the first car are too busy kissing to notice that the light ahs changed.
The people in the car in front of us was kissing at a stoplight and didn't notice that the light was green which caused a Liplocked Gridlock.
Liplocked Gridlock by sharky79 March 23, 2010

Eatin da Ziplock 

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs
G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock
Eatin da Ziplock by Mlight69 August 25, 2009

ziplicker 

Alternative word for spaz, spakka, retard, spastic. e.t.c
(licks zip/zipper)
"You are such a ziplicker sometimes."

"Ergh he acted like such a ziplicker."
ziplicker by me103 August 28, 2007
a ziplock is slang for a body bag.
put him in a ziplock
ziplock by ruthless187 April 29, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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