ziplocked

fresh

"That nukka Tame One is ziplocked to death."
JaMarcus "How's dem trees?"
Keith "They ziplocked, bro."

by manormonkey? November 27, 2009

ziplocked

Really cool; very airtight. Interchangeable with vacuum sealed
See drafty, mesh, locked

That phone is ziplocked

by Tylerton May 10, 2014

ziplocked

The act of putting a ziplog bag over your finger and fingering your ass or someone else's ass. The ziplog bag is used so your finger doesn't smell like ass.

My friend and I were having phone sex last night and he totally ziplocked himself while I was talking to him.

by mandymanjuice October 21, 2008

ziplock

a ziplock is slang for a body bag.

put him in a ziplock

by ruthless187 April 29, 2005

Ziplock

When the skin of one's sexual extremity gets caught in his zipper.

I was peeing on this asshole's motorcycle last night, but he came out of the bar, and in my hasty departure I got ziplocked.

by Dj Yahia August 10, 2007

ziplock

when you penis gets caught in your fly zipper

Having a baby is painless compared to ziplock.

by chickenman June 13, 2003

ziplock

adj. The state of being rendered temporarily mute in the presence of your crush.

Fool, you was hype til she walked by, then you got ziplock.

by gigablip September 17, 2008