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To get,have,or produce an untimely or embarrassing erection in public and not be able to hide. A person who sects improper and Ibsen's in public and is untimely is a silt.
Yesterday I was at work at a buisness meeting and I saw up a woman's skirt and got a huge zilt
zilt by kenty>u January 8, 2012
The electric shock feeling after hitting your funny bone
Ahh I just got a zilt
Zilt by CCCPlatinum June 15, 2025
someone who wants fresh coffee at the office, but never wants to make it. they whine about having to clean out the pot or do anything related to maintain the flow. in fact, they usually are the one who consume the most, and leave a mess when "getting it just right". Taken from the martian leader of the Devon Townsend album of the same name who demands earthlings
fetch him the ultimate cup of coffee.
"ole Ziltoid landed and made his demands" or "friggin Ziltoid strikes again"
ziltoid by madcatproductions May 15, 2008

Twerp your Ziltch 

1.To play with or tickle any private area on a body.

2. A expression that your going to hurt someone
nothing, zero,a variant of zip
The entire effort is worth ziltch
ziltch by egorsm November 30, 2004
another word for exausted or brain dead, usually said right after completing a tough exam
duuuuude i feel so zilted after that test. i just feel so meh.
zilted by zilted69 March 9, 2017
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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