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"nyet, nada, zilt, nothing" (somewhere in scrubs season 1, ep. 10)
zilt by boahbog August 28, 2008
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To get,have,or produce an untimely or embarrassing erection in public and not be able to hide. A person who sects improper and Ibsen's in public and is untimely is a silt.
Yesterday I was at work at a buisness meeting and I saw up a woman's skirt and got a huge zilt
zilt by kenty>u January 8, 2012
The electric shock feeling after hitting your funny bone
Ahh I just got a zilt
Zilt by CCCPlatinum June 15, 2025
someone who wants fresh coffee at the office, but never wants to make it. they whine about having to clean out the pot or do anything related to maintain the flow. in fact, they usually are the one who consume the most, and leave a mess when "getting it just right". Taken from the martian leader of the Devon Townsend album of the same name who demands earthlings
fetch him the ultimate cup of coffee.
"ole Ziltoid landed and made his demands" or "friggin Ziltoid strikes again"
ziltoid by madcatproductions May 15, 2008

Twerp your Ziltch 

1.To play with or tickle any private area on a body.

2. A expression that your going to hurt someone
Im going to twerp your ziltch
nothing, zero,a variant of zip
The entire effort is worth ziltch
ziltch by egorsm November 30, 2004
another word for exausted or brain dead, usually said right after completing a tough exam
duuuuude i feel so zilted after that test. i just feel so meh.
zilted by zilted69 March 9, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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