To get,have,or produce an untimely or embarrassing erection in public and not be able to hide. A person who sects improper and Ibsen's in public and is untimely is a silt.
Yesterday I was at work at a buisness meeting and I saw up a woman's skirt and got a huge zilt
someone who wants freshcoffee at the office, but never wants to make it. they whine about having to clean out the pot or do anything related to maintain the flow. in fact, they usually are the one who consume the most, and leave a mess when "getting it just right". Taken from the martian leader of the Devon Townsend album of the same name who demands earthlings
fetch him the ultimate cup of coffee.
"ole Ziltoid landed and made his demands" or "friggin Ziltoid strikes again"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*