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Hugo ziem 

very good very nice sexy transgender guy with small and cute hands. He has a big bicep on his right arm but not on the left. All hugo ziems have hand cream on their private parts atleast for 10 hours a day. They like porn and are simps
Hugo ziem by Erikziem April 27, 2022
Related Words
Ziem • Ziemke • Ziemowit • Zieman • ziemba • Ziemelen • ziemendorf • Ziemer • Ziemik • Zieminie

Ziemowit 

Ziemowit is so amazing and gorgeous he will make every girl around him go crazy. He is the only person in this world who could cause mass chaos simply by taking off his shirt and flexing those sexy muscles. He can be described as the perfect man, who is athletic, caring, kind, easy-going, funny, smart and have a good heart. Ziemowit can be seen as a serious person when he is around adults, but when he is out with his friends, he is the craziest person ever. He loves his family, and takes especially care of his little brother. Ziemowit is every girl's dream. He is just amazing!
Ziemowit is very easy-going, he can talk to everyone, even the turtles.
Ziemowit by Bella N. Ocean March 9, 2020
German. Honor. Loyalty. Heritage.
The king was a decendant of the Ziemer clan.
Ziemer by Softy70 August 19, 2008
"the sex"
Matthew "the sex" Ziemke
Ziemke by Bingbongpalushia August 4, 2008
The last name of a godly person. If you meet someone with this last name, fear them and recognize their infinite power.
Man I'm terrified of Peter Ziemba, he could take me down in a second.
ziemba by stanky leg man November 13, 2018
a dude who is constantly flexing and or checking himself out, a ziemke will usually hit on younger girls, preferably in highschool a ziemke has a small penis and thining hair, a ziemke will also fake a deep voice to make himself more appealing to the ladies.
That new gym teacher is totally a ziemke, look at him hitting on those freshmen.

or

(at the gym) guy1- Check out that ziemke doing db curls in the mirror behind the treadmills.

guy1- isn't that your little sister runnning over there?

guy2- WTF?!
ziemke by Jack Hammersmith May 2, 2009
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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