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To call somebody a Zetha is to call them an absolute dick. Why? Because fuck Zetha, that murderous asshole with his shitty fucking hairdo and evil fucking mind. He's just another cunt. Have you seen the things a guy like that does? He ruins marriages by killing people, he breaks a birds wing and watches it try and fly, and everybody (almost) hates him.

If you're gonna call somebody a Zetha, do it sparingly.
Griff: Hey, you see that prickhole over there? Smug looking little bastard.

Azazel: Yeah, you're right. Hey, watch this. *Yells out over the road.* HEY ZETHA! YEAH YOU! YOU'RE A DICK!
zetha by divided we fall June 18, 2018
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Zetha is a beautiful girl with amazing talents. She's the best baker and a great friend. Zetha is the best girlfriend I've had and tthe most adored girl <3
friend:look there's Zetha!

mark: thats my girl :)
Zetha by Mark :) November 24, 2021
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zetta slow 

Slowness multiplied by 10^21.

A term used by the character Sho Minamimoto in the Japanese role-playing game (for the Nintendo DS) The World Ends With You.
Neku Sakuraba is so zetta slow.
zetta slow by Hogtree Octovish August 7, 2012

Zettai Ryouiki 

The rough translation of Zettai ryouiki is known as “absolute territory”. It’s defined by the area of bare skin seen between a skirt and thighhighs. The ultimate level Zettai Ryouiki is set as 4:1:2.5 (length of mini-skirt : absolute territory : length of overknee socks above the knee).
Person #1: "Holy shit, that girl's legs look super delicious!
Person #2: "I believe she has acomplished zettai ryouiki my good man."
Zettai Ryouiki by Floxien March 17, 2010
The Zetas, once the military wing of the Gulf Cartel, is now among one of the most violent groups in Mexico. The Zetas started out as an enforcer gang for the Gulf Cartel, taking their name from the radio code used for top-level officers in the Mexican army. Not only are they highly organized, but their use of brutality and shock tactics – petrol bombs, beheadings, and roadblocks – has led the United States Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) to describe them as perhaps “the most technologically advanced, sophisticated and violent of these paramilitary enforcement groups.”
Between the first of the year and mid-March, 2009, the Mexican criminal organization most commonly known as "Los Zetas" has been busy. Members of this group have been linked to a death threat delivered to the president of Guatemala, a grenade thrown into a bar in Pharr, the death of a high-ranking military general in Cancun, and a fair share of the organized crime-related deaths registered in Mexico.
A smart, talented Chinese boy who is sarcastic all the time. Known for being a try-hard and cold. Likes to sweep at competitions. Dies if he fails to do so. Specialty is learning international languages.

He never wants to do anything extra like helping people. He views as a waste of his time. But, once you get to know him, you will realize the more you use him the more useful he is.
“Did you hear Robert winning first at the State math competition?”
“Yeah, he's such a Zehao!”

I'm going to try to be a Zehao for my next concert and play my piano concerto from memory.”

“I better start studying and be come a Zehao.”
Zehao by Christmastree213 June 20, 2018

Zeta Male 

a bored person typing in greek letter + male into urbandictionary to see what it says
yes, yes im talking about you you absolute zeta male
Zeta Male by Homeless Desk August 4, 2021