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zestulius 

A gay version of a really horny Julius. He is the kind of person that would stuff crutches up his ass for fun. He most definitely owns a 12 inch purple strap on dildo, because his cock is so tiny. He will probably fuck a special ed guy if he is thick. He also jerks off sportsmen when they're injured as a hobby. He is into feet.
Zestulius fucked a 10 year old kid with down syndrome in the school bathroom while he was being rammed from behind by 4 big black dudes. Bro didn't even flinch!

Joe and Rina saw 4 big black men coming in Zestulius' ass.
zestulius by KoreanIrving September 20, 2023

Zestuous 

amassing a large amount of zest or being full of zest
Mark is literally as zestuous as they get, he does cringey tiktok dances at school
Zestuous by TessAndTheTickle April 13, 2023
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zestuous 

Bro Sam is so zestuous, he is literally a femboy
zestuous by WzeroT April 15, 2023

zestulus 

Projecting an attitude of doing a task with zest.
Bill: "I bet she does it with zest."
Tom: "She is zestulus!"
zestulus by Hillbilly and Hillbobby September 4, 2005
The relentless and unapologetic pursuit of greatness, where excellence is the only standard, and every challenge is an opportunity to rise.
"Every day, I strive to live with the spirit of Zestius, pushing myself beyond limits and embracing challenges as opportunities to grow."
Zestius by anonymous August 13, 2024
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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