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zesticus 

Somebody who acts rather gay while stroking his cock while simultaneously heats popcorn in the other hand by putting it into a microwave and heating it for exactly 2:10:10 and ends up ejaculating as soon as the microwave stops creating a seasoning for thous popcorn
he zesticused in the middle of the night
zesticus by Mr Twazz Alaz February 11, 2023
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a personality trait that makes you act zesty, sexual or constantly horny even when you aren't because you are terminally online.
I think she has zestism. See how she throws herself at every romantically available person there is? Even the blue guys from avatar. Especially the blue guys.
zestism by keyon69 April 12, 2023

zestiest person 

Zack R. is the zestiest person ever
zestiest person by stew20 August 23, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026