A gay version of a really horny Julius. He is the kind of person that would stuff crutches up his ass for fun. He most definitely owns a 12 inch purple strap on dildo, because his cock is so tiny. He will probably fuck a special ed guy if he is thick. He also jerks off sportsmen when they're injured as a hobby. He is into feet.
Zestulius fucked a 10 year old kid with down syndrome in the school bathroom while he was being rammed from behind by 4 big black dudes. Bro didn't even flinch!
Joe and Rina saw 4 big black men coming in Zestulius' ass.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'