A gay version of a really horny Julius. He is the kind of person that would stuff crutches up his ass for fun. He most definitely owns a 12 inch purple strap on dildo, because his cock is so tiny. He will probably fuck a special ed guy if he is thick. He also jerks off sportsmen when they're injured as a hobby. He is into feet.

Zestulius fucked a 10 year old kid with down syndrome in the school bathroom while he was being rammed from behind by 4 big black dudes. Bro didn't even flinch!

Joe and Rina saw 4 big black men coming in Zestulius' ass.

zestulius by KoreanIrving September 20, 2023

Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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