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zestism

a personality trait that makes you act zesty, sexual or constantly horny even when you aren't because you are terminally online.
I think she has zestism. See how she throws herself at every romantically available person there is? Even the blue guys from avatar. Especially the blue guys.
by keyon69 April 12, 2023
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Zeetism

Zeetism is a network of philosophies none is right none is wrong.. It just is what it is
Life is what you make of it..Zeetism
The only person who can guarantee success is yourself...Zeetism
by Zeetist October 7, 2011
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Zestimate

The estimate of how zesty one is.
My zestimate for Chris is 37%.

My gaydar is never wrong, my zestimates are always on point.
by Za41n April 10, 2023
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zestimate

The estimated value for a home.
I think that zestimate on that condo is too low. The condo the floor beneath sold for 10k more.
by soccerkd February 22, 2007
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zestysmile

i saw zestysmile
by itsmeortheps4 September 4, 2023
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Zestimate

Verb:
The act of estimating how zesty your fart will be while it's on it's way out of your asshole (anus).
Evan's brow furrowed as he zestimated the piping hot fart that was about to be pushed out of his anus, taking careful consideration of what he ate the night prior.

"Zestimate deemed critical! Disperse! Disperse! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!"
by BulbasuarsTaint January 25, 2024
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