Zestimate

The estimate of how zesty one is.

My zestimate for Chris is 37%.

My gaydar is never wrong, my zestimates are always on point.

by Za41n April 10, 2023

zestimate

The estimated value for a home.

I think that zestimate on that condo is too low. The condo the floor beneath sold for 10k more.

by soccerkd February 22, 2007

Zestimate

Verb:
The act of estimating how zesty your fart will be while it's on it's way out of your asshole (anus).

Evan's brow furrowed as he zestimated the piping hot fart that was about to be pushed out of his anus, taking careful consideration of what he ate the night prior.

"Zestimate deemed critical! Disperse! Disperse! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!"

by BulbasuarsTaint January 25, 2024

estimated prophet

This describes someone who is a phony prophet for money, a prophet for profit.

Reverend Salvation made millions as an estimated prophet in the pray for pay business!

by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

Estimated Time of Carrival

The estimated time for one person to get from point A to B in a car.

Yeah, my estimated time of carrival is three minutes.

"Alright Matt said he'll pick us up in ten minutes."
"Matt? Are you serious? He has terrible ETC."

by Blaze Poland September 28, 2009

estimate

To make an educated guess.

I estimate that there I a 10 to 90 chance that I will go to church this week.

by kissit December 13, 2013

Zestibate

The act of quickly and repeatedly refreshing your Zillow home value until orgasm;

Last night I couldn’t sleep, so I went downstairs and Zestibated.

by CraignJeff July 14, 2022