Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

zestimate 

The estimated value for a home.
I think that zestimate on that condo is too low. The condo the floor beneath sold for 10k more.
zestimate by soccerkd February 22, 2007

Zestimate 

Verb:
The act of estimating how zesty your fart will be while it's on it's way out of your asshole (anus).
Evan's brow furrowed as he zestimated the piping hot fart that was about to be pushed out of his anus, taking careful consideration of what he ate the night prior.

"Zestimate deemed critical! Disperse! Disperse! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!"
Zestimate by BulbasuarsTaint January 25, 2024

estimated prophet 

This describes someone who is a phony prophet for money, a prophet for profit.
Reverend Salvation made millions as an estimated prophet in the pray for pay business!
estimated prophet by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

Estimated Time of Carrival 

The estimated time for one person to get from point A to B in a car.
Yeah, my estimated time of carrival is three minutes.

"Alright Matt said he'll pick us up in ten minutes."
"Matt? Are you serious? He has terrible ETC."

estimate 

To make an educated guess.
I estimate that there I a 10 to 90 chance that I will go to church this week.
estimate by kissit December 13, 2013

Zestibate 

The act of quickly and repeatedly refreshing your Zillow home value until orgasm;
Last night I couldn’t sleep, so I went downstairs and Zestibated.
Zestibate by CraignJeff July 14, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
Next