Zestimate

The estimate of how zesty one is.

My zestimate for Chris is 37%.

My gaydar is never wrong, my zestimates are always on point.

by Za41n April 10, 2023

zestimate

The estimated value for a home.

I think that zestimate on that condo is too low. The condo the floor beneath sold for 10k more.

by soccerkd February 22, 2007

Zestimate

Verb:
The act of estimating how zesty your fart will be while it's on it's way out of your asshole (anus).

Evan's brow furrowed as he zestimated the piping hot fart that was about to be pushed out of his anus, taking careful consideration of what he ate the night prior.

"Zestimate deemed critical! Disperse! Disperse! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!"

by BulbasuarsTaint January 25, 2024