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zestimate 

The estimated value for a home.
I think that zestimate on that condo is too low. The condo the floor beneath sold for 10k more.
zestimate by soccerkd February 22, 2007

Zestimate 

Verb:
The act of estimating how zesty your fart will be while it's on it's way out of your asshole (anus).
Evan's brow furrowed as he zestimated the piping hot fart that was about to be pushed out of his anus, taking careful consideration of what he ate the night prior.

"Zestimate deemed critical! Disperse! Disperse! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!"
Zestimate by BulbasuarsTaint January 25, 2024

estimated prophet 

This describes someone who is a phony prophet for money, a prophet for profit.
Reverend Salvation made millions as an estimated prophet in the pray for pay business!
estimated prophet by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

Estimated Time of Carrival 

The estimated time for one person to get from point A to B in a car.
Yeah, my estimated time of carrival is three minutes.

"Alright Matt said he'll pick us up in ten minutes."
"Matt? Are you serious? He has terrible ETC."

estimate 

I estimate that there I a 10 to 90 chance that I will go to church this week.
estimate by kissit December 13, 2013

Zestibate 

The act of quickly and repeatedly refreshing your Zillow home value until orgasm;
Last night I couldn’t sleep, so I went downstairs and Zestibated.
Zestibate by CraignJeff July 14, 2022