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The urgent need to slap one's self in the mouth for being an unusually poor friend. Particularly prevalent within the field of Psychology.
Why do I even bother cheating at scrabble? I'm such a zenman.

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I would have let him, but I am a zenman.
by Sleeping_Giant August 25, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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