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The urgent need to slap one's self in the mouth for being an unusually poor friend. Particularly prevalent within the field of Psychology.

Why do I even bother cheating at scrabble? I'm such a zenman.

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I would have let him, but I am a zenman.

zenman by Sleeping_Giant August 25, 2009

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zeeman

a popular colloqialism used in the south pacific to describe graphs or charts of little or no meaning. usually they appear with no title, axis, or scale. picture a diagonal line on a piece of paper.

marcel> oh here is that graph of last months performance that you needed
boss> what way up does it go?
marcel> im not sure, its a zeeman.

zeeman by olle olsen September 22, 2006

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Zenande

A Zenande is a loving and caring person and puts other people before her...A Zenande will always fall for a Nathan no matter what happens.

A Zenande is a gorgeous,intellegent and fun person...she is a great friend and if your more than just friends with one then just know you're truly blessed...It is very easy to fall in love with her and once you have one as your friend or girlfriend,you can't lose her...YOU JUST CAN'T!!!!

The name means growth...think😂

Nathan:Hey bro...That girl is gorgeous!

Ano:Yeah she is...

Nathan:I think I'm in love with her...

Ano:Then she is definitely a Zenande!!!

Zenande by #Crystal Kiing April 27, 2019

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Veronica Zemanova

The hottest female Pornstar on the planet. Has a nice rack, and nice ass. Comes from the Czech Republic, and does nude centerfolds. SHE IS SO DAMN HOT!

"I have 2,000 Veronica pics on my comp."

Veronica Zemanova by Diaz January 16, 2005

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miloš zeman

Ancient socialist and communist animal.

Miloš Zeman kundou jest.

miloš zeman by Czech Pepe Cult June 17, 2018

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Zenani

The baddest bitch on the block. Period !......pooh

oh that girl over there is a Zenani fo sho !

Zenani by Juana samoke February 19, 2020

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Zentangle

A drawing style that contains many designs to form a picture. This drawing style helps to relieve stress and helps (some) people relax.

"I like to draw zentangles, they help me relax from such stressful days!"

Zentangle by F.B.I Director November 8, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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