zellet 

A man/ woman who gets sick from eating lettuce

That zellet almost died eh?

zellet by ponne December 24, 2015

Zeller 

The lever(s) on a chair used to adjust height, angle, etc.

Marybeth dreamed of breaking all the zellers in the room, forever cementing each office chair with her personal height & lumbar preference.

Zeller by Annexander February 23, 2021

Zeller Argument 

The act of arguing over something false. Where under normal circumstances the Person defending the "wrong" opinion would disagree with said opinion.

Zeller: "It is completely normal to want money for story progression in an single-player Game!"
Xaver: "Stfu, I don't want to have an Zeller Argument"

Zeller Argument by mePixel May 30, 2020

mr zellers 

The most badass teacher in the whole United States. He also smokes joints nonstop

Person 1: dude I heard mr zellers is badass

Friend: hell yeah man he is hella dope

mr zellers by Bad ass nig March 12, 2014

Zelle 

Best Girl Ever.

She's pretty.
She has a perfect figure.
She's sexy.
She's tall.
She's flawless.
She can sing.
She can dance.
She can act.
Every guy wants her.
She knows how to treat everyone.
She's every guy's ideal girl.
Every girl gets jealous of her.
She doesnt care what people think about her.
She's very smart.
She's very funny.

She's just too perfect.

OMG! Zelle is so amazing! I hope I'll meet her someday.

Zelle by YourAdmirer____ July 9, 2011

shane zeller 

an amazing example of muscle tone and fuzzy hair

Look at that kid, he's such a Shane Zeller.

shane zeller by wholoves?! August 9, 2009

zellered

To become so intoxicated that the bouncer throws you out of a club or bar.

Did you hear? Dan got Zellered from the club last night!

zellered by BroRad August 4, 2014