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A rlly sexy and cool guy with massive nuts
Wow that guys so cool and strong and awesome he’s such a zebedi
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Zebedeeing 

To thumb fuck ones own japs eye wearing a zebedee wig. Once finished one must briskly remove thumb to create a loud pop!
Last night Tom F couldn’t help zebedeeing himself watching Eastenders.
Zebedeeing by Stylesandmiles October 28, 2017
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Zebadiah 

A guy with Zeb with fucking huge penis and cheats on any girl he can, he loves to wank everyday. He is really sexy and breaks thing easily
Example:
Breaks girls vaginas a lot
Girl 1: look at the bulge in his pants, he must be a Zebadiah
Girl 2: he is soooo fucking hot
Girl 1: is fuck him any day of the week
Zebadiah by JasperJJ July 3, 2018
A bizarre characher in the 1970's britsh childrens show "The Magic Roundabout", who was half man half coiled spring and who leapt about everywhere. Widely believed to have represented a cocaine or speed dealer. (The Magic Roundabout had many drug refernces for those of you who havnt seen it)
And then zebedee appeared. "Hello Zebedee" said Florence
zebedee by slangman February 19, 2004
The sinister mustachioed spring loaded dude from 'The Magic Roundabout'. (Friend of Florence, Dougal, Dylan, Brian, Ermatrude et all).
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Zebedee:

a) Red mustachioed head on a spring, fond of declaring 'time for bed'.

b) My neighbour. At the drop of a pin he's at his window.... In the words of my flatmate 'I swear that guy has a spring-loaded a**e'
zebedee by SomeoneLikeYou April 30, 2006
An object of such large mass it creates such a deep impact into the space fabric that it has the possibilities of tearing through its very fabric and creating holes to other possible dimensions except the 7th and 298th dimensions which are too improbable to exist. This word should be used as a noun.
The large zebedee could not be broken down by the blackhole.

Light is so much affected by the zebedee that it will gravitate towards it and possible have its photons stuck against the surface permanently.
zebedee by Jeffrey Davidson April 4, 2005
A colloquialism for cocaine. Used in similar context to 'yeo' or 'twat powder'.
They're probably high on Zebedee!!

Tom likes the Zebedee
zebedee by Jim Hughes May 23, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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