Skip to main content
The great order of the zazems along with Yossi’s granted abilities control the non-zazems and punish them for their sins. Their team leader is Tom, who can make your girl leave you for him. Their cocks are bigger than whales, and they magnetize pussy like the southern pole. When a non-zazem threatens them, they hit him with a wipe that Yossi gave them and spit on him like a dog.
Girl 1: OMFGGGG!! LOOK! THE GREAT 5 Zazems!!
Girl 2: IM WET, BUT WHERE IS TOM?
Girl 1: HE IS TOO BUSY BEING MODEST
Zazem by Yossi’sBeliever November 21, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Boy: Wow!! Nice zazem!
Girl: Thanks! wanna check them out? ;)
zazem by Yossi’sBeliever November 22, 2021
Related Words
Zazem • zaeem • zanemau • zazel • Zazmania • zarema • zaremba • zazaman • Zazed • zazen
To ask a question that one already knows the answer to
John pulled a Zaremba when he asked if the pope was Catholic (or if he shit in the woods)
Zaremba by Quijyb0 March 30, 2022
The best friend u could ever wish for. She's sweet, and she'll always be honest with u. She will give u really good advice, even its the hard truth. That's why u gotta appreciate a Zarema, she's very rare and if u lost her its too late. Also she's a very beautiful girl, like a queen. Don't ever dare to disrespect the queen. 💘
'I'm so glad that i found a Zarema, she's the best thing that ever happened to me in my life!'
zarema by Aapiestranka August 10, 2017

Zaeem Johnson

a cool guy that sadly cannot pronounce Seoul
Zaeem is the SEXIEST, HANDSOMEST person alive. Best Brown Boy and will eventually steal your gurl. Best taste in music and has lines of white girls at his door. Likes oral.
My girl seems to have disappeared... Looks like Zaeem took her.
Zaeema sometimes spelt Zaeemah, pronounced Za'eemah which is Arabic for Leader.
Zaeema however people use Zee for a shorten reference.
Zaeema, gosh I wish my girlfriend was like you.
Zaeema by Kalewala May 25, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
Load more