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The great order of the zazems along with Yossi’s granted abilities control the non-zazems and punish them for their sins. Their team leader is Tom, who can make your girl leave you for him. Their cocks are bigger than whales, and they magnetize pussy like the southern pole. When a non-zazem threatens them, they hit him with a wipe that Yossi gave them and spit on him like a dog.
Girl 1: OMFGGGG!! LOOK! THE GREAT 5 Zazems!!
Girl 2: IM WET, BUT WHERE IS TOM?
Girl 1: HE IS TOO BUSY BEING MODEST
Zazem by Yossi’sBeliever November 21, 2021
Related Words
Zazem zaeem zanemau Zazmania zarema zaremba zazaman Zazed zazen Zaeema
To ask a question that one already knows the answer to
John pulled a Zaremba when he asked if the pope was Catholic (or if he shit in the woods)
Zaremba by Quijyb0 March 30, 2022
The best friend u could ever wish for. She's sweet, and she'll always be honest with u. She will give u really good advice, even its the hard truth. That's why u gotta appreciate a Zarema, she's very rare and if u lost her its too late. Also she's a very beautiful girl, like a queen. Don't ever dare to disrespect the queen. 💘
'I'm so glad that i found a Zarema, she's the best thing that ever happened to me in my life!'
zarema by Aapiestranka August 10, 2017

Zaeem Johnson

a cool guy that sadly cannot pronounce Seoul
Zaeem is the SEXIEST, HANDSOMEST person alive. Best Brown Boy and will eventually steal your gurl. Best taste in music and has lines of white girls at his door. Likes oral.
My girl seems to have disappeared... Looks like Zaeem took her.
Zaeema sometimes spelt Zaeemah, pronounced Za'eemah which is Arabic for Leader.
Zaeema however people use Zee for a shorten reference.
Zaeema, gosh I wish my girlfriend was like you.
Zaeema by Kalewala May 25, 2010