The Zapata

Taking a lady out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again.

William: Hey, how did that date go last night?

Nick: She was a huge bitch, so I gave her The Zapata.

by HomeDepotSlave January 26, 2010

Valeria Zapata

The most amazing girl in the world. Valeria Zapata is smart, kind, beautiful, funny, sweet, and super mega cool. She is an angel and the sun shines wherever she goes. Your life is not complete until you meet this girl.

I'm in love with Valeria Zapata

by ilovevz September 24, 2011

Zapata's Revenge

That overly indulgent, uncomfortably full, generally gross feeling you get after eating an entire **burrito that you intended on only eating half of and saving the rest for later.
Named after the 1910 Mexican freedom fighter Emiliano Zapata Salazar who was the leader of the "Liberation Army of the South" or Zapatistas.

**The standard San Francisco taqueria size burrito which is roughly the size of an adult forearm

I just at that entire burrito from Pancho Villa's and totally have Zapata's Revenge.

by keeniej October 31, 2013

kennedy zapata

Worst school in Texas shit students, shit teachers, shit food, shit everything.

Isaac: didn't you go to Kennedy zapata?
Daniel: Yeah very shitty

by Arizona atom February 23, 2022

Kennedy Zapata

A shitty school that usually gives alot of homework

Owen:Kennedy Zapata is the worst school cuz it is shit

by Greatdefiner0291 February 28, 2022

the zapata

Like The Hitler or Dirty Sanchez just wiped side ways across the underpart of the nose.

Hey tommy, I totaly gave that chick jackie the zapata the other night. It was sweet.

by boburusx May 9, 2008

viva zapatas

place in TJ where the lords of the force(Jedi's) gathered to drink, dance and pull em left and right! Mike, Zeke, Louis,lil mike, Bubba,Tono and Kev live in the Playboy Mansion South!

The crew ran viva zapatas with the blessing of the owner and staff! Just dont come up in there acting a fool!

by Kevin D" Huerro" February 7, 2008